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Old 01-27-2008, 05:40 PM   #1
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Red face A Woman's Poem...The Gals will Love this !

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.
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Old 01-27-2008, 05:43 PM   #2
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Moose: Sir; don't give them anymore ideas there is gonna be some of us getting up offnthefloor
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Old 01-27-2008, 06:01 PM   #3
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Oh Mooseman, we're in trouble now!!!LMAO Besides, my wife cooks better than most military cooks!
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Old 01-27-2008, 07:19 PM   #4
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I LIKE THIS ONE !!!!!
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Old 01-27-2008, 07:54 PM   #5
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too late it reminded my missus of what she had to do
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Old 01-27-2008, 09:08 PM   #6
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CalifGalnOK: ma'am you would
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