01-29-2008, 08:59 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW!
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|  Top 10 Reasons to Know if Your're a Redneck! 1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2.You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3.You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. 4.You've never thrown away a 5 gallon bucket. 5.You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday. 6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper. 7.You have driven off the road while examining you neighbors crops. 8. You have borrowed gravel form the county road to fill potholes in you driveway. 9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby. 10. You've used the same knife to make bullcalves steers and peel apples. 
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01-29-2008, 09:29 AM
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| Senior Member   Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas
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| You know what every bit of that is true !!! LOL |
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01-29-2008, 09:49 AM
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| Senior Member  | tomatoes andrew cochran: Sir; have you been talking to my 'wife' did she not mention the time [we live in the city ]and I grew tomatoes in the front yard. She is a 'Martha Stewart" kinda gal.
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01-29-2008, 09:54 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country
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| Heck fire neophyte, growing maters in the front yard doesn't make you a redneck. Growing CORN in the front yard does though!
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01-29-2008, 10:51 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW!
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| Hey, I honestly have grown tomatoes in my front yard! And corn in my back yard! I have a big front yard!
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01-29-2008, 10:55 AM
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| I've got old washer and dryers in my front yard along with a couple cars, lawn mowers and Junked T.V. sets...A.H |
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01-30-2008, 12:27 AM
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01-30-2008, 09:21 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bowra N.S.W Australia
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| all true even down here
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01-30-2008, 09:42 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Western Colorado
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| What does 6 out of 10 make ya 
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01-30-2008, 09:42 PM
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| cubbie theys all riddles wid bullet hoze ! LOL |
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02-04-2008, 10:13 PM
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| Resident Armed Liberal   | If a used-car salesman hangs out in your yard for an hour before realizing he took a wrong turn and isn't at work, you might be a redneck. Or if you have a home that's mobile and four vehicles that aren't... Or you're mowing the lawn and you find that car you lost last fall... Or you have a toothpick in your mouth on your way into a fancy restaurant... Or if when you walk your dog the two of you use the same tree at the end of the block...
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02-06-2008, 03:29 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Limbri NSW Au
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| Oops im an Aussir redneck!!!!!!!!!!! And proud of it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-06-2008, 08:18 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country
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| Or if your wealiest relative gets a new home and you have to go over and help take the wheels off it. Or if you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade. Or if you've lost more than one tooth opening a beer bottle.
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02-06-2008, 11:45 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW!
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| Sounds good ezearln!
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02-09-2008, 07:01 PM
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| I you stop and cut the back straps (terderloin) out of a deer laying on the side of the road. You might be a redneck. I seen this done with my own eyes |
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02-09-2008, 07:05 PM
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| Well, I got 8 out of 10. Not into the dog thing that much.
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05-16-2008, 06:01 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: May 2008 Location: So. Calif.
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| funny R R R
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