Nun In The Bathroom

ArkansasHunter · 01-29-2008, 10:39 AM

Nun in the Bathroom

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

...A.H

neophyte · 01-29-2008, 10:44 AM

Sir:

I like it

ezearln · 01-29-2008, 10:47 AM

AH you is sooo Bad!

CalifgirlinOk · 01-29-2008, 11:46 AM

GOES TO SHOW YOU NUNS ARE HUMAN TOO!!!! LOL

andrew cochran · 01-29-2008, 12:25 PM

Perfect! Great one!

.22guy · 01-29-2008, 12:52 PM

An oldie but goodie...

Shootester · 01-29-2008, 03:07 PM

First time I herd that one, but I like it!!!

Windwalker · 01-29-2008, 03:40 PM

Good one.lol

snuffysmith · 01-29-2008, 05:46 PM

AH, there actually WAS a club in Ft. Lauderdale, Fl. back in the late 60's that had that very thing in their ladies room. We had a blast, when they lifted the fig leaf, a siren went off and strobe lights flashed untill the unlucky lady came out to two hundred drunk patrons cheering like crazy. LOL

Snuffy

ArkansasHunter · 01-29-2008, 11:20 PM

Snuffy I think it's funny.
This would be fun to play at a party. LOL

troy2000 · 02-04-2008, 11:45 PM

I was playing pool one night, and every time someone came out from taking a whiz, one of the guys at the next table would run into the bathroom and come out laughing. It turned out they had thrown a handful of change into the urinal, and were checking to see who fished it out. First the quarters went, then the dimes...eventually someone even dug out the pennies.

270wsm · 02-09-2008, 11:56 PM

A.H.,
That was hilarious!

ArkansasHunter · 02-09-2008, 11:59 PM

I thought it was too ! LOL That would be a great joke to play !!!

01-29-2008, 10:39 AM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas. Posts: 17,211	Nun In The Bathroom Nun in the Bathroom A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?" ...A.H __________________ IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER

01-29-2008, 10:44 AM	#2
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 8,822 Blog Entries: 2	figs Sir:I like it __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

01-29-2008, 10:47 AM	#3
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,605	AH you is sooo Bad! __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

01-29-2008, 11:46 AM	#4
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 7,748	GOES TO SHOW YOU NUNS ARE HUMAN TOO!!!! LOL __________________ Hey Seabeescotty..!! Does my butt look good in these jeans?

01-29-2008, 12:25 PM	#5
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,741	Perfect! Great one! __________________ I'm moving to Alaska!

01-29-2008, 12:52 PM	#6
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,220	An oldie but goodie... __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

01-29-2008, 03:07 PM	#7
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 465	First time I herd that one, but I like it!!!

01-29-2008, 03:40 PM	#8
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 6,097	Good one.lol

01-29-2008, 05:46 PM	#9
snuffysmith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 707	AH, there actually WAS a club in Ft. Lauderdale, Fl. back in the late 60's that had that very thing in their ladies room. We had a blast, when they lifted the fig leaf, a siren went off and strobe lights flashed untill the unlucky lady came out to two hundred drunk patrons cheering like crazy. LOL Snuffy

01-29-2008, 11:20 PM	#10
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas. Posts: 17,211	Snuffy I think it's funny. This would be fun to play at a party. LOL __________________ IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER

02-04-2008, 11:45 PM	#11
troy2000 Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 14,554 Images: 9	I was playing pool one night, and every time someone came out from taking a whiz, one of the guys at the next table would run into the bathroom and come out laughing. It turned out they had thrown a handful of change into the urinal, and were checking to see who fished it out. First the quarters went, then the dimes...eventually someone even dug out the pennies.

02-09-2008, 11:56 PM	#12
270wsm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 328 Images: 2	A.H., That was hilarious! __________________ THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT,THAT YE LOVE ONE ANOTHER,AS I HAVE LOVED YOU-Jesus Christ(John15:12)

02-09-2008, 11:59 PM	#13
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas. Posts: 17,211	I thought it was too ! LOL That would be a great joke to play !!! __________________ IN GOD WE TRUST NRA MEMBER