Toilet Pain (repeat)

ArkansasHunter · 01-29-2008, 10:46 AM

Toilet Pain

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

neophyte · 01-29-2008, 10:56 AM

hahahaha;;;;;;;;;;; haaaaaaaaaaahhhaha

CalifgirlinOk · 01-29-2008, 11:42 AM

LMAO !!!!!!!!! OUCH !!!!!!!!!

andrew cochran · 01-29-2008, 11:52 AM

Good one!

Mooseman684 · 01-29-2008, 11:54 AM

Har.....

ArkansasHunter · 01-29-2008, 11:59 AM

I think Oxford posted this joke first and it's one I think about most often.
I can visuallize this really happening.
Everyone I'm sure has seen those yellow mop buckets in the way at stores with the handle on the side to squeeze the mop out. LOL

Momoney567 · 02-04-2008, 09:34 PM

teeeeheeeee.

270wsm · 02-04-2008, 09:38 PM

a.h.I can't quit laughing

toolman · 02-04-2008, 11:39 PM

What're ya'll laughin' about, it hurt like like HE LL!!!

Big Dog · 02-05-2008, 09:01 PM

One of the better "Darwin Awards" lists a few years back concerned an unlucky young man and the Ball Washer at the local Golf Course . . .

THAT must have hurt!!

ArkansasHunter · 02-16-2008, 12:46 PM

Big Dog is that a true story ? LOL

Big Dog · 02-16-2008, 05:47 PM

Supposedly - but then many of the Darwin Awards are almost too stupid to believe - yet people prove to be that stupid every day!!

TXplt · 02-16-2008, 06:37 PM

It's funny until it happens to you.........

Windwalker · 02-17-2008, 11:05 AM

Never underestimate the power of stupidity, especially drunken stupidity! lol

Troy · 02-17-2008, 11:22 AM

oh man, i know a few old friends that could have been guilty of doing that at an earlier time of their lives.

knightRider · 02-17-2008, 11:23 AM

i had to many last nite ! oh my head .....its killing me....too many beers....

Dallas · 02-20-2008, 08:29 PM

Very good.

ArkansasHunter · 11-22-2008, 08:21 AM

You know this is very possible for those that drink in excess, so be careful in rest rooms where the mop bucket is left.

01-29-2008, 10:46 AM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Toilet Pain (repeat) Toilet Pain A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

01-29-2008, 10:56 AM	#2
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	hahahaha;;;;;;;;;;; haaaaaaaaaaahhhaha __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

01-29-2008, 11:42 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	LMAO !!!!!!!!! OUCH !!!!!!!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

01-29-2008, 11:52 AM	#4
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	Good one! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

01-29-2008, 11:54 AM	#5
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,529 Images: 2	Har..... __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

01-29-2008, 11:59 AM	#6
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	I think Oxford posted this joke first and it's one I think about most often. I can visuallize this really happening. Everyone I'm sure has seen those yellow mop buckets in the way at stores with the handle on the side to squeeze the mop out. LOL

02-04-2008, 09:34 PM	#7
Momoney567 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern tube Louisiana Posts: 225	teeeeheeeee. __________________ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never found automatic weapons.

02-04-2008, 09:38 PM	#8
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02-04-2008, 11:39 PM	#9
toolman Mr. Fixit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 5,852 Blog Entries: 24	What're ya'll laughin' about, it hurt like like HE LL!!! __________________ cosmoline is an aphrodisiac!

02-05-2008, 09:01 PM	#10
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,412	One of the better "Darwin Awards" lists a few years back concerned an unlucky young man and the Ball Washer at the local Golf Course . . . THAT must have hurt!! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

02-16-2008, 12:46 PM	#11
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Big Dog is that a true story ? LOL

02-16-2008, 05:47 PM	#12
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,412	Supposedly - but then many of the Darwin Awards are almost too stupid to believe - yet people prove to be that stupid every day!! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

02-16-2008, 06:37 PM	#13
TXplt Conservative in Exile Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 3,191 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 2	It's funny until it happens to you......... __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

02-17-2008, 11:05 AM	#14
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Never underestimate the power of stupidity, especially drunken stupidity! lol __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

02-17-2008, 11:22 AM	#15
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	oh man, i know a few old friends that could have been guilty of doing that at an earlier time of their lives.

02-20-2008, 08:29 PM	#17
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,609	Very good. __________________ Those who forget History are condemed to repeat it.

02-17-2008, 11:23 AM	#16
knightRider Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: you know where Posts: 2,793 Images: 19 Blog Entries: 11	i had to many last nite ! oh my head .....its killing me....too many beers.... __________________ I'm part kalishnakov, part heckler and Koch.

11-22-2008, 08:21 AM	#18
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	You know this is very possible for those that drink in excess, so be careful in rest rooms where the mop bucket is left.