Arkie's Got A Hot Date !

Mooseman684 · 02-03-2008, 12:49 AM

An Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says
to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an'
I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?'

The pharmacist responds: 'A
three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'
'TACKS!' the shocked Hillbilly says. 'Gawd a'
mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?

troy2000 · 02-03-2008, 02:59 AM

Ouch.

Midas · 02-03-2008, 03:01 AM

Heehee, can't wait till AH takes a look at this!

CalifgirlinOk · 02-03-2008, 05:45 AM

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seabeescotty · 02-03-2008, 10:28 AM

Giggle, giggle, Heeheehee!!!! I hope AH gets the point!!!LMAO!! Only teasin', Unc!!

Windwalker · 02-03-2008, 10:30 AM

LOL You mean them tacks we been using all them years ain't needed?

neophyte · 02-03-2008, 10:32 AM

Mooseman684: Sir; that just want dohahahahahahah

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.22guy · 02-03-2008, 03:32 PM

Good one!

andrew cochran · 02-03-2008, 05:21 PM

Now don't make fun of us Arkansawers!

Good one!

Momoney567 · 02-04-2008, 04:31 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

02-03-2008, 12:49 AM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,678 Images: 2	Arkie's Got A Hot Date ! An Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?' The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.' 'TACKS!' the shocked Hillbilly says. 'Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves? __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

02-03-2008, 02:59 AM	#2
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 9,459 Images: 9	Ouch. __________________ If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -Anatole France

02-03-2008, 03:01 AM	#3
Midas Troll B' Gone Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Springdale, Arkansas Posts: 3,807 Images: 2 Blog Entries: 6	Heehee, can't wait till AH takes a look at this! __________________ "Recoil lasts for a second, gravity lasts forever"

02-03-2008, 05:45 AM	#4
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,776	LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

02-03-2008, 10:28 AM	#5
Seabeescotty Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,048 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	Giggle, giggle, Heeheehee!!!! I hope AH gets the point!!!LMAO!! Only teasin', Unc!! __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

02-03-2008, 10:30 AM	#6
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,585	LOL You mean them tacks we been using all them years ain't needed? __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

02-03-2008, 10:32 AM	#7
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,569 Blog Entries: 2	Mooseman684: Sir; that just want dohahahahahahah: __________________ Craig By the standards of most

02-03-2008, 03:32 PM	#8
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,157	Good one! __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

02-03-2008, 05:21 PM	#9
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,155	Now don't make fun of us Arkansawers! Good one! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

02-04-2008, 04:31 PM	#10
Momoney567 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern tube Louisiana Posts: 208	HAHAHAHAHAHA! __________________ Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never found automatic weapons.