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A man picks up a pair of not-so-dirty panties that his wife leaves on the floor. He asks her "Honey,you should start washing these things in Slim-Fast to see if it will make your butt go down 3-4 sizes". Not taking this lightly the wife plans to pay her husband back. The next morning,the husband gets outta the shower to put on a clean pair of drawers and notices a grainy powder substance on the inside. He asks the wife"Honey,what didyou do to my underwear?" The wife replies"Well,I took your advice to heart and decided to start washing your underwear in Miracle-Gro!"
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| MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! ![]() Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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Don't ever make a women MAD!!! She will alway get you back. LMAO !!!!
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LOL too funny (not to the affected hubby though)
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Well does it work ?
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern tube Louisiana
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LOL. Always a good pick me up in here.
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