Milatary Games...your post wanted.

Doglips · 08-05-2002, 07:36 PM

Me and a Navy vet were swaping stories about Sea Bat watch...shell back and blue nose intiation...my boss (Retired Air force) thought we were makeing this stuff up...guess the AF dont play around. So lets here your faviorat sea story...stupit tricks for the privets ect...

Ill admit that I have stood Sea Bat watch..Im also E-tool qualified.

Klaus · 08-05-2002, 07:39 PM

Could you pick me up some bulkhead remover, SP phone batteries, and relative bearing grease?

jerry · 08-05-2002, 10:12 PM

Shame on that AF Vet! Gotta have the wire strecher; give 'em the phone # to the cop shop and ask for a can of K-9P; Have to send someone to supply for a chunk of flight line;
Have 'em get on the outside of a C-130 at the urinal drain and tell 'em to op check the comm system;

Klaus · 08-06-2002, 12:09 AM

K-9P!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Eric · 08-06-2002, 12:50 AM

Heck! I still need my missile wax and where in the heck is that box of grid squares?

"Lost one, this is lost three. Are you lost too, over?"

jerry · 08-06-2002, 07:34 AM

Someone modulates~Lets have some radio discipline. followed by~ Keying radio while beating it and repeating "bad radio, bad radio"

Big Dog · 08-06-2002, 07:45 AM

We sent in a requisition for Fallopian Tubes once, and the Ensign signed it. The Captain was not pleased.
The signalman ran our departmental rubber chicken up with the flags, during an exercise with a Coastguard Cutter. They were amused, the XO was not.
During my stint as forward lookout once, I reported a "sea contact" to the bridge. I kept them updated with range, bearing etc. Then I changed that to a "land contact". It threw them into mass confusion. I had neglected to inform them it was an LCAC (air cushion vehicle) that had move from water to land. Oops!

jarcp · 08-06-2002, 09:23 PM

Had one of mine go to the Gunnery Sgt. (E-7 Marine) and tell him we needed the PRC-E7 Radio (PRC=prick). Poor kid. The ever classic "eye-dee-ten-tee" form (Idiot).

jerry · 08-06-2002, 09:47 PM

We had an A1C crew chief run a huge pair of silk panties up the flag pole in the gulf. The Security forces didn't get the gag. They gave us a lecture about the actual meaning of the red flag.
Oh, BTW used to love making and using MRE heater bombs.
We shoved a guy in an aircraft travel pod once. He fit, but we had a hell of a time getting him out.

08-05-2002, 07:36 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Milatary Games...your post wanted. Me and a Navy vet were swaping stories about Sea Bat watch...shell back and blue nose intiation...my boss (Retired Air force) thought we were makeing this stuff up...guess the AF dont play around. So lets here your faviorat sea story...stupit tricks for the privets ect... Ill admit that I have stood Sea Bat watch..Im also E-tool qualified.

08-05-2002, 07:39 PM	#2
Klaus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 2,382	Could you pick me up some bulkhead remover, SP phone batteries, and relative bearing grease? __________________ "Gee, Wally, Eddie Haskel's mom puts out!"

08-05-2002, 10:12 PM	#3
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,199 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Shame on that AF Vet! Gotta have the wire strecher; give 'em the phone # to the cop shop and ask for a can of K-9P; Have to send someone to supply for a chunk of flight line; Have 'em get on the outside of a C-130 at the urinal drain and tell 'em to op check the comm system; __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed

08-06-2002, 12:09 AM	#4
Klaus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 2,382	K-9P!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! __________________ "Gee, Wally, Eddie Haskel's mom puts out!"

08-06-2002, 12:50 AM	#5
Eric Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: USA Posts: 673	Heck! I still need my missile wax and where in the heck is that box of grid squares? "Lost one, this is lost three. Are you lost too, over?" __________________ I told him straight up, "You are an idiot for bringing those two fists to this gun fight."

08-06-2002, 07:34 AM	#6
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,199 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	Someone modulates~Lets have some radio discipline. followed by~ Keying radio while beating it and repeating "bad radio, bad radio" __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed

08-06-2002, 07:45 AM	#7
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,412	We sent in a requisition for Fallopian Tubes once, and the Ensign signed it. The Captain was not pleased. The signalman ran our departmental rubber chicken up with the flags, during an exercise with a Coastguard Cutter. They were amused, the XO was not. During my stint as forward lookout once, I reported a "sea contact" to the bridge. I kept them updated with range, bearing etc. Then I changed that to a "land contact". It threw them into mass confusion. I had neglected to inform them it was an LCAC (air cushion vehicle) that had move from water to land. Oops! __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

08-06-2002, 09:23 PM	#8
jarcp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: OKC, OK Posts: 253	Had one of mine go to the Gunnery Sgt. (E-7 Marine) and tell him we needed the PRC-E7 Radio (PRC=prick). Poor kid. The ever classic "eye-dee-ten-tee" form (Idiot). __________________ Reed's Ammunition & Research 1209 SW 129th St. Oklahoma City, OK 73170 www.reedsammo.com info@reedsammo.com

08-06-2002, 09:47 PM	#9
jerry Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 11,199 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 1	We had an A1C crew chief run a huge pair of silk panties up the flag pole in the gulf. The Security forces didn't get the gag. They gave us a lecture about the actual meaning of the red flag. Oh, BTW used to love making and using MRE heater bombs. We shoved a guy in an aircraft travel pod once. He fit, but we had a hell of a time getting him out. __________________ Joe the plumber is screwed