Hillary goes to school

rondog · 02-08-2008, 09:52 PM

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. 'Kenneth,' the boy replies.

'And what is your question, Kenneth?'

'I have three questions:'

'First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?'

'Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?'

'Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, 'Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?'

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points
him out and asks him what his name is.

'Larry.'

'And what is your question, Larry?'

'I have five questions:

'First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?'

'Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?'

'Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?'

'Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?'

'Fifth - Where's Kenneth?'

TXplt · 02-08-2008, 09:56 PM

Lol------Funny AND true !!!!!

troy2000 · 02-09-2008, 01:56 AM

I'm sorry; that has to be a bogus story. There's no way that could've happened in New York. Some other state, maybe...

ezearln · 02-09-2008, 01:31 PM

Troy my friend you are soooo naive New York it must have been!!! LOL

270wsm · 02-10-2008, 12:09 AM

Rondog,
That my friend was a good one!

Shootester · 02-10-2008, 12:59 AM

So that is why Kenneth was on the back of the milk carton the other day! Good one!!!!

elmer fudd · 02-10-2008, 03:17 PM

rondog · 02-11-2008, 12:47 AM

CalifgirlinOk · 02-11-2008, 07:22 AM

^ LMAO

Seabeescotty · 02-12-2008, 09:41 AM

That's the best hillary joke I've seen yet!!!LMAO!!!

LEE3370 · 02-12-2008, 11:12 AM

That is funny.
It is just like sticking your tongue out at the axe man just before he chops your head off.

02-08-2008, 09:52 PM	#1
rondog Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 1,568	Hillary goes to school Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time. One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. 'Kenneth,' the boy replies. 'And what is your question, Kenneth?' 'I have three questions:' 'First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?' 'Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?' 'Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?' Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, 'Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?' A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. 'Larry.' 'And what is your question, Larry?' 'I have five questions: 'First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?' 'Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?' 'Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?' 'Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?' 'Fifth - Where's Kenneth?'

02-08-2008, 09:56 PM	#2
TXplt Conservative in Exile Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 3,191 Images: 4 Blog Entries: 2	Lol------Funny AND true !!!!! __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas

02-09-2008, 01:56 AM	#3
troy2000 Resident Armed Liberal Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southern California Posts: 10,020 Images: 9	I'm sorry; that has to be a bogus story. There's no way that could've happened in New York. Some other state, maybe... __________________ I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting you really believe what you just said. WF Buckley, Jr

02-09-2008, 01:31 PM	#4
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,175	Troy my friend you are soooo naive New York it must have been!!! LOL __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

02-10-2008, 12:09 AM	#5
270wsm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 326 Images: 2	Rondog, That my friend was a good one! __________________ THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT,THAT YE LOVE ONE ANOTHER,AS I HAVE LOVED YOU-Jesus Christ(John15:12)

02-10-2008, 12:59 AM	#6
Shootester Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 218	So that is why Kenneth was on the back of the milk carton the other day! Good one!!!!

02-10-2008, 03:17 PM	#7
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,029

02-11-2008, 12:47 AM	#8
rondog Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 1,568

02-11-2008, 07:22 AM	#9
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	^ LMAO __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

02-12-2008, 09:41 AM	#10
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	That's the best hillary joke I've seen yet!!!LMAO!!! __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

02-12-2008, 11:12 AM	#11
LEE3370 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southern Indiana Perry County Posts: 402	That is funny. It is just like sticking your tongue out at the axe man just before he chops your head off. __________________ GOD, COUNTRY, AND FLAG