2 Rednecks!

andrew cochran · 02-10-2008, 01:23 PM

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breating: his eyes are rolled in his head. The other guy wipes out his cell phone an calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, Let's make sure he's dead" There is silence..... and then a shot is herd. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now What?"

270wsm · 02-10-2008, 01:26 PM

A.C.,
I know those guys!Or dare I say I knew one of them.
Good stuff!

neophyte · 02-10-2008, 01:31 PM

Andrew: Sir; that werent funny

CalifgirlinOk · 02-10-2008, 01:49 PM

LOL

Seabeescotty · 02-13-2008, 07:45 AM

There's a fella I ain't a goin' huntin' with!!LMAO

andrew cochran · 02-13-2008, 12:31 PM

Me neither!

rick343 · 02-13-2008, 02:30 PM

Golly, that sounds like most of the degenerates living in this community.

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02-10-2008, 01:23 PM	#1
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	2 Rednecks! A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breating: his eyes are rolled in his head. The other guy wipes out his cell phone an calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, Let's make sure he's dead" There is silence..... and then a shot is herd. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now What?" __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

02-10-2008, 01:26 PM	#2
270wsm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 326 Images: 2	A.C., I know those guys!Or dare I say I knew one of them. Good stuff! __________________ THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT,THAT YE LOVE ONE ANOTHER,AS I HAVE LOVED YOU-Jesus Christ(John15:12)

02-10-2008, 01:31 PM	#3
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	Andrew: Sir; that werent funny __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

02-10-2008, 01:49 PM	#4
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	LOL __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

02-13-2008, 07:45 AM	#5
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	There's a fella I ain't a goin' huntin' with!!LMAO __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

02-13-2008, 12:31 PM	#6
andrew cochran Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Little town in ARKANSAW! Posts: 2,320	Me neither! __________________ If you don't have anything good to say... Don't say it!

02-13-2008, 02:30 PM	#7
rick343 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 83	Golly, that sounds like most of the degenerates living in this community. _________________________________ I'm your huckleberry