Drinking

taras · 08-06-2002, 12:16 AM

My wife used to have a drinking problem...Me !
No man is TOO drunk if he can lie on the floor without hanging on
One day I was standing at the bar.....It was still early
Nothing wrong with being in the gutter it keeps us off the street

Eric · 08-06-2002, 12:27 AM

After six shots, I always feel something cold on my shoulder. I look up, and it's the floor!

So there I was walking down the street: One foot on the curb, one foot one the street, one foot on the curb, one foot on the street. A cop came up and said, "You're drunk!" I said, "Thank God, I thought I was crippled."

08-06-2002, 12:16 AM	#1
taras Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Apt.402-24 Carlton st. Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. R3C 1P1 Posts: 403	Drinking My wife used to have a drinking problem...Me ! No man is TOO drunk if he can lie on the floor without hanging on One day I was standing at the bar.....It was still early Nothing wrong with being in the gutter it keeps us off the street __________________ If ya don't vote, don't ***** !!!

08-06-2002, 12:27 AM	#2
Eric Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: USA Posts: 673	After six shots, I always feel something cold on my shoulder. I look up, and it's the floor! So there I was walking down the street: One foot on the curb, one foot one the street, one foot on the curb, one foot on the street. A cop came up and said, "You're drunk!" I said, "Thank God, I thought I was crippled." __________________ I told him straight up, "You are an idiot for bringing those two fists to this gun fight."