WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

[Troy]

i hope this hasn't been posted a million times already.
enjoy folks.


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its ori ginal color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

[270wsm]

Troy,
Good stuff!

[bigbuddy21]

and thats the truth.

[meatloaf]

Amen

[Windwalker]

Good post. The truth is out there.

[Seabeescotty]

I knew there was a reason I was so happy! Thanks for explaining!!LMAO

[ArkansasHunter]

I was born happy and to God I am grateful. LOL

[damage855]

Thats pretty good I believe I am going to share that one.

[TexasT]

I must disagree with one of those things, Troy. Of all the males I know, 9 out of 10 of them won't spend $8.95 for a new pack of underwear. It's just to heinous for them to throw away the holey ones.

[mym1a]

Originally Posted by Troy

i hope this hasn't been posted a million times already.
enjoy folks.


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its ori ginal color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

I'M PROUD OF YOU TROY2000

[Midas]

Originally Posted by mym1a

I'M PROUD OF YOU TROY2000

Thats not troy2000!, its just regular old Troy!

Originally Posted by Troy

i hope this hasn't been posted a million times already.
enjoy folks.


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its ori ginal color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

You speak the truth.

[Rye-man]

LOL. Right on.

[mym1a]

Originally Posted by Midas

Thats not troy2000!, its just regular old Troy!


You speak the truth.

opps i stand corrected sorry regular old troy

[Troy]

Originally Posted by Midas

Thats not troy2000!, its just regular old Troy!
You speak the truth.

"its just regular old Troy!"
WHAT? DOH! WHY I OUGHTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You speak the truth"
why yes ah do, thank ya, thank ya very much.

Originally Posted by mym1a

opps i stand corrected sorry regular old troy

that'll be "irregular old troy" to you sir.

[Oxford]

Texas T wrote:

I must disagree with one of those things, Troy. Of all the males I know, 9 out of 10 of them won't spend $8.95 for a new pack of underwear. It's just to heinous for them to throw away the holey ones.

Just how many males have you viewed to know about their holey underwear?

[Troy]

Originally Posted by TexasT

I must disagree with one of those things, Troy. Of all the males I know, 9 out of 10 of them won't spend $8.95 for a new pack of underwear. It's just to heinous for them to throw away the holey ones.

oh, they cost all of the 8.95. but dang if we dont get 10 years or a hunnert tousand miles outa them!

Originally Posted by Oxford

Texas T wrote:
Just how many males have you viewed to know about their holey underwear?

oh man. good question Ox. i missed that one all together.

[mym1a]

Originally Posted by Troy

"its just regular old Troy!"
WHAT? DOH! WHY I OUGHTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You speak the truth"
why yes ah do, thank ya, thank ya very much.

that'll be "irregular old troy" to you sir.

indeed sir

I would also think most men don't have time to be depressed

[Troy]

Originally Posted by mym1a

I would also think most men don't have time to be depressed

now aint THAT the truth!

[.22hustler]

If ya underwear get holey, just put em on backwards.

[Cyrille]

Originally Posted by TexasT

I must disagree with one of those things, Troy. Of all the males I know, 9 out of 10 of them won't spend $8.95 for a new pack of underwear. It's just to heinous for them to throw away the holey ones.

Thas beecuz th holeyer they git th holier they R