JOB OPENING AT THE F.B.I.

[bigbuddy21]

after all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalist; two men and a woman.

for the final test, the F.B.I. agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

we must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances are.

inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair......KILL HER
you can't be serious said the man, i could never shoot my wife.
the agent said, "then your not the right man for this job, take
your wife and go home."

the second man was given the same instructions. he took the gun
and went into the room. all was quiet for about 5 minutes, the man
came out with tears in his eyes,i tried, but i can't kill my wife.the
agent said,"you dont have what it takes, take your wife and go."

finaly, it was the womans turn. she was given the same instuctions.
she took the gun and went into the room. shots rang out, one after
another.they then heard screaming,crashing, banging on the walls,
after a few minutes, all was quiet.

the door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow."this gun is loaded with blanks" she said,"i had to beat
him to death with the chair."








MORAL: women are crazy, don' mess with them!!!!!!

[just_a_car]

"I'm sorry ma'am, we can't take you, but we'll be referring your file to the C.I.A. and LAPD SWAT..."

[270wsm]

B-B 21,
That was hilarious! I know in "our" occupation,You'll hear about 15 different jokes a day!

[bigbuddy21]

yeah 270, i do hear a lot of them.

[Inew2guns]

Lol nice one.

[Seabeescotty]

That's a good one!!LOL