Atlanta Airport

SuckLead · 02-13-2008, 10:02 PM

Atlanta Airport

You got ta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Some o f you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so
polite!

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,
PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

Cyrano · 02-13-2008, 10:06 PM

That joke goes back at least as far as the 1960s! The first time I ever read it, it was in Readers Digest's "Humor in Uniform" and featured a C-130 and an F-4 Phantom.

CalifgirlinOk · 02-14-2008, 07:38 AM

I like this one ! thanks

Windwalker · 02-14-2008, 07:49 AM

This one does have merit.lol

Seabeescotty · 02-14-2008, 09:42 AM

All I can say is I like it!!!LOL

ArkansasHunter · 02-14-2008, 10:30 AM

LOL It contains a message ! LOL

damage855 · 02-14-2008, 04:08 PM

Good one.

rugernut · 02-14-2008, 04:25 PM

I LIKE IT LMAO

02-13-2008, 10:02 PM	#1
SuckLead Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 656	Atlanta Airport Atlanta Airport You got ta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some o f you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE." Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- " __________________ "Ruin a liberal's day; recite historical fact." - found on a bumper sticker

02-14-2008, 07:38 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	I like this one ! thanks __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

02-14-2008, 07:49 AM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	This one does have merit.lol __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

02-14-2008, 09:42 AM	#5
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	All I can say is I like it!!!LOL __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

02-14-2008, 04:08 PM	#7
damage855 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: North Carolina / Lake Norman Posts: 942 Blog Entries: 1	Good one. __________________ If total goverment control will make us all safer, then why are prisons so dangerous?

02-13-2008, 10:06 PM	#2
Cyrano Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York Posts: 2,993	That joke goes back at least as far as the 1960s! The first time I ever read it, it was in Readers Digest's "Humor in Uniform" and featured a C-130 and an F-4 Phantom.

02-14-2008, 10:30 AM	#6
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	LOL It contains a message ! LOL

02-14-2008, 04:25 PM	#8
rugernut Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: TEXAS Posts: 62	I LIKE IT LMAO