bracelet (this on is FUNNY fellas!!!!)

Troy · 02-13-2008, 11:10 PM

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind, in other words, a big juicy fart. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shiit when I tell you the price.'

CalifgirlinOk · 02-14-2008, 07:33 AM

I'm never bending over to look at diamond's ever again!!!!

wunhunglo · 02-14-2008, 07:52 AM

Best one today!

Windwalker · 02-14-2008, 07:56 AM

good one!

Seabeescotty · 02-14-2008, 09:40 AM

I ain't a goin' ta no more flea markets withouta second change a overhauls!!!LMAO

ArkansasHunter · 02-14-2008, 10:32 AM

LMAO too !!! and at Scotty too !!!

270wsm · 02-16-2008, 06:46 PM

Now that was funny!

02-13-2008, 11:10 PM	#1
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	bracelet (this on is FUNNY fellas!!!!) A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind, in other words, a big juicy fart. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shiit when I tell you the price.'

02-14-2008, 07:33 AM	#2
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	I'm never bending over to look at diamond's ever again!!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

02-14-2008, 07:56 AM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	good one! __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

02-14-2008, 09:40 AM	#5
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	I ain't a goin' ta no more flea markets withouta second change a overhauls!!!LMAO __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

02-16-2008, 06:46 PM	#7
270wsm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 326 Images: 2	Now that was funny! __________________ THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT,THAT YE LOVE ONE ANOTHER,AS I HAVE LOVED YOU-Jesus Christ(John15:12)

02-14-2008, 07:52 AM	#3
wunhunglo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: currently "Sunny West Africa" Posts: 2,004	Best one today!

02-14-2008, 10:32 AM	#6
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	LMAO too !!! and at Scotty too !!!