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Old 02-13-2008, 11:49 PM   #1
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hillbilly joke

Do you know how to keep a hillbily in suspense?
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Old 02-13-2008, 11:55 PM   #2
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Old 02-14-2008, 12:35 AM   #3
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Stop it...stop it....Ive got tears rolling down my face.
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Old 02-14-2008, 12:37 AM   #4
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Why are you crying ? killer I been sitt'in here an hour waiting on the sumbish !
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:35 AM   #5
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Well buddy, cum ón when you gonna tell us???













Only jokin, heard it long ago!
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:22 AM   #6
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Old 02-14-2008, 08:06 AM   #7
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The suspense is killing us.lol
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Old 02-14-2008, 08:08 AM   #8
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I just wet my pants
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Old 02-14-2008, 08:27 AM   #9
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I've sat here all night long and I'm gett'in sleepy !!! I got a cow to milk, chickens to feed and eggs together up and I'm gitt'in MAD !!!
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:35 AM   #10
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Where's the punchline???
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:37 AM   #11
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Prob'ly a hillbilly, but ain't a goin' ta lose no sleep over it!!!LMAO
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:26 PM   #12
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if we're wonderin then that is the answer

ask him the questin
but don say an answer
yall got it right?
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Old 02-14-2008, 07:36 PM   #13
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Why wont he answer us?!?!?!?!?!?
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:19 PM   #14
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you dont get it?
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Old 02-14-2008, 09:25 PM   #15
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i dont know if you guys are being sarcastic or not but the joke is you guys are all in suspence becouse he wont anser you so he is calling you hillbilllys!
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I dont believe in being sarcastic.
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:13 PM   #17
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:41 AM   #18
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You always get a killjoy don't ya.

We could have kept this thread going for years!

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Old 02-15-2008, 12:52 AM   #19
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i dont know if you guys are being sarcastic or not but the joke is you guys are all in suspence becouse he wont anser you so he is calling you hillbilllys!


Seriously now...stop...I'm having trouble breathing.
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I been sitt'in here 24 hours and done drank 30 cups of coffee I look like this feller !
I'm fidd'in to give up !!!
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