02-14-2008, 06:41 PM
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| Super Moderator    |  The turkey A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young East Texas redneck carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?" The boy replied, "What turkey?" The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm." The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!" The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, So whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you Break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?" The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!!
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02-14-2008, 07:05 PM
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02-14-2008, 07:19 PM
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02-14-2008, 08:31 PM
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| Bet the Game Warden didn't see the humor in that.lol
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