Who Put The Dog Out

[Oxford]

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all
dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrived.
However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shot back
into the house. They didn't want the dog shut in the house, so
the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs to
chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty
explained to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say
good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got back into the cab. "Sorry I
took so long" he explained. "The stupid bitch was hiding under
the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to
come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and
tossed her in the back yard! She'd better not shit in the vegetable
garden again!"

The silence in the cab was deafening.

[Shootester]

LOL that was great! Nice joke for the morning.

[270wsm]

Oxford,
Good stuff!

[elmer fudd]

lol

[Windwalker]

Oh how things come back to bite us.LOL

[snuffysmith]

Oh my, this is getting bad around here tonight.
This is refreshing like a cold beer on a hot day. Just what I need tonight.

Thanks,
Snuffy

[jerry]

Nice Ox

[Hunterman]

lol

[.22guy]

Wow

[7mmremmag1995]

LOLLOL