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| Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: South Carolina
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| Hilliary Fan A teacher in Elmira, New Yo rk asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary fans. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again. Little Johnny replied: 'Because I'm not a Hillary fan.' The teacher responded, 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' So his teacher asked why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican'. The teacher replied, 'So, if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny beamed back 'Well, that would undoubtedly make me a Hillary fan ' |
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| Senior Member ![]() Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas
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| OMG this kid is smart LOL !!!!!!!! |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: you know where
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| funny joke
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| Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Western Colorado
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| LOL
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| Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Port Orchard Wa
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| you notice a lot of school teachers are hillary fans |
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| Y'all would be shocked to know how many people here in the Florida Department of Education home-school their kids! They know how well (NOT!) the system works.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma
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| +1 for Little Johnny. LOL
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York
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| aah-OOO-GAH! Hoo-rah! Good on Little Johnny! |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: central Arkansas
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| Good Lord, you guys are trying to kill me tonight!!! My side is beginning to ache. LOL Snuffy
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| Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky
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| What's this kids I.Q. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country.
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| I like Johny!! His parents raised him well.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: New York
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| I don't know, but he's smarter than at least 40% of the electorate! And it's worth noting that young kids haven't learned about the necessity to tell little white lies to lubricate social interactions yet, so they tend to call 'em like they see 'em. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004
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| That was sweet!
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