Unskilled Labor

Oxford · 08-07-2002, 12:37 AM

Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties.

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay.

The Clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor.

"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts them over his head and says, "Yah, diesel fitter."

:nod:

NRAJOE · 08-07-2002, 10:27 AM

Yumping Yiminy, dot wos fonny!

Oxford · 08-07-2002, 07:50 PM

NRAJOE: Guess I posted this joke twice and didn't notice till I read your comment. Thanks. I've deleted the other posting.
Oxford:nod:

NRAJOE · 08-07-2002, 08:04 PM

Thats what I figured, had to mess with ya, you know me,forum jack a s s !

We need a donkey head and an elephant head in the smilies Chris or Jesse. (and a donkeys butt for me!)

alan c. · 08-08-2002, 05:09 PM

How about a donkey in reverse bassackwards.

08-07-2002, 12:37 AM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Unskilled Labor Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties. The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week. When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The Clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor. "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts them over his head and says, "Yah, diesel fitter." :nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-07-2002, 10:27 AM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Yumping Yiminy, dot wos fonny! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-07-2002, 07:50 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	NRAJOE: Guess I posted this joke twice and didn't notice till I read your comment. Thanks. I've deleted the other posting. Oxford:nod: __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-07-2002, 08:04 PM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Thats what I figured, had to mess with ya, you know me,forum jack a s s ! We need a donkey head and an elephant head in the smilies Chris or Jesse. (and a donkeys butt for me!) __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany Last edited by NRAJOE; 08-07-2002 at 08:06 PM.

08-08-2002, 05:09 PM	#5
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	How about a donkey in reverse bassackwards. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.