ol' blue

elmer fudd · 02-17-2008, 01:36 PM

Little Johney is in colledge(cant spell) and he is low on money so he asks around for a job but cant get one so he tries the old man. he gets him on the phone and he says hi dad how are you doin? good how about you? good just seen a dog training school to teach a dog to herd cows. but old blue alredy knows how to herd cows. but now you wont have to do anything just say Get around that cow! while if it gets him going that good you mineswhile try it how much is it? $500. ok come and get him tommoro and i will give it to you in cash. so he gets blue and the money and a few months later he need more money so he looks around and doesnt find one so he tries the old man and he says oldblue is doing good the want to put him in a higher class. but if he is trained so good why put him in a higher class? becouse now he will go by the fences and see if they need to be fixed and he will tell you where. so they will get him talkin? ya. while how much is this? 500. ok come get it.
then the end of school comes and old blue didnt know anything so he decided to try and teach him somthing. he found a few cows and said old blue get around them cows! he just sat there old blue get around those cows! he just sat there he got so mad that heshot him and he got home and his dad asked where he his dog was and he said while when we were driving home he aske me if i thought you were still cheating on your wife with the naighbor. and his dad says you shot him right!?

Windwalker · 02-17-2008, 03:02 PM

LOL now we know why dogs won't talk. Smart animals.

ArkansasHunter · 02-17-2008, 03:03 PM

LOL_LOL Poor Ole Blue !!!

spurrit · 03-13-2008, 05:33 AM

You need a dog that teaches punctuation.

elmer fudd · 03-13-2008, 06:25 PM

I know how to use punctuation i just don't you could read the joke just fine couldn't you!

elmer fudd · 03-14-2008, 08:48 PM

I posted the joke because I thought it was funny I didn't post it becouse I wanted some jerk to chew me out becouse he liked english too much!

jmp8927 · 03-14-2008, 09:17 PM

Fudd, don't mind him. The joke is funny! That's what counts.

Mooseman684 · 03-14-2008, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spurrit

"Pheasant" only has one "E" in it, as well.

So does JERK !!!

Mooseman684 · 03-14-2008, 09:56 PM

This aint English 101...This is Southern Humor....

elmer fudd · 03-14-2008, 09:57 PM

BTW what the *#!& is that suposed to mean? pick on me about my english!

7mmremmag1995 · 03-14-2008, 10:00 PM

spurrit, we're american and we'll skin you up before you can fart

ArkansasHunter · 03-14-2008, 10:05 PM

What in tarnations is going on here !!! Don't be fuggin with elmer fudd I growed up watch'in his cartoons !!! He's an American Icon too !!!
I cant spells worth a Chit e'der so come on pick on me !!! I'll have you Hog tied and in Bubba's bed before you can say hep me LOL !!!...A.H

elmer fudd · 03-14-2008, 10:13 PM

Spurrit do you get what we the people are saying????????

billy · 03-14-2008, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spurrit

Hey, I pressed "one", now stick with English, will ya?

BTW, that was just my wry sense of humor. Didn't mean to shovel sand into your drawers.

Punctuation and breaks for paragraphs DOES help for the reader to grasp your point.

Quote:

Originally Posted by spurrit

Hey, I pressed "one", now stick with english, will ya?

BTW, that was just my wry sense of humor. Didn't mean to shovel sand into your drawers.

Puntuation and breaks for paragraphs DOES help for the reader to grasp your point.

the first one i proofread and corrected for you.

7mmremmag1995 · 03-14-2008, 10:18 PM

two choices spurrit. you shut up or you bring it on and we'll whip your @$$ the old fashion style. ain't i right boys

Oxford · 03-14-2008, 10:18 PM

STOP! Do not go past here unless you have a sense of humor in your posts. Any more name calling and this thread will be closed. Keep the "humor forum" a fun place to come...and bring your sense of humor.

Ox

billy · 03-14-2008, 10:19 PM

learn how to spell punctuation and THEN get persnickety.

meanwhile.
who wants pie?

elmer fudd · 03-14-2008, 10:23 PM

but seriosly what does BTW mean? i dont know

Oxford · 03-14-2008, 10:24 PM

BTW means to me..."between us"

7mmremmag1995 · 03-14-2008, 10:24 PM

i looked it up and it means "by the way"

02-17-2008, 01:36 PM	#1
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,941	ol' blue Little Johney is in colledge(cant spell) and he is low on money so he asks around for a job but cant get one so he tries the old man. he gets him on the phone and he says hi dad how are you doin? good how about you? good just seen a dog training school to teach a dog to herd cows. but old blue alredy knows how to herd cows. but now you wont have to do anything just say Get around that cow! while if it gets him going that good you mineswhile try it how much is it? $500. ok come and get him tommoro and i will give it to you in cash. so he gets blue and the money and a few months later he need more money so he looks around and doesnt find one so he tries the old man and he says oldblue is doing good the want to put him in a higher class. but if he is trained so good why put him in a higher class? becouse now he will go by the fences and see if they need to be fixed and he will tell you where. so they will get him talkin? ya. while how much is this? 500. ok come get it. then the end of school comes and old blue didnt know anything so he decided to try and teach him somthing. he found a few cows and said old blue get around them cows! he just sat there old blue get around those cows! he just sat there he got so mad that heshot him and he got home and his dad asked where he his dog was and he said while when we were driving home he aske me if i thought you were still cheating on your wife with the naighbor. and his dad says you shot him right!?

02-17-2008, 03:02 PM	#2
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	LOL now we know why dogs won't talk. Smart animals. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

03-13-2008, 06:25 PM	#5
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,941	I know how to use punctuation i just don't you could read the joke just fine couldn't you! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-14-2008, 08:48 PM	#6
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,941	I posted the joke because I thought it was funny I didn't post it becouse I wanted some jerk to chew me out becouse he liked english too much! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy! Last edited by elmer fudd; 03-14-2008 at 08:55 PM.

03-14-2008, 09:17 PM	#7
jmp8927 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Walterboro, SC Posts: 1,141 Images: 17	Fudd, don't mind him. The joke is funny! That's what counts. __________________ Doing the unexpected makes the unexpected the expected and thus the expected becomes the unexpected.

02-17-2008, 03:03 PM	#3
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,697	LOL_LOL Poor Ole Blue !!!

03-13-2008, 05:33 AM	#4
spurrit Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60	You need a dog that teaches punctuation.

03-14-2008, 09:56 PM	#9
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,668 Images: 2	This aint English 101...This is Southern Humor.... __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

03-14-2008, 09:57 PM	#10
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,941	BTW what the #!& is that suposed to mean? pick on me about my english! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!*

03-14-2008, 10:00 PM	#11
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	spurrit, we're american and we'll skin you up before you can fart __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-14-2008, 10:05 PM	#12
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,697	What in tarnations is going on here !!! Don't be fuggin with elmer fudd I growed up watch'in his cartoons !!! He's an American Icon too !!! I cant spells worth a Chit e'der so come on pick on me !!! I'll have you Hog tied and in Bubba's bed before you can say hep me LOL !!!...A.H

03-14-2008, 10:13 PM	#13
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,941	Spurrit do you get what we the people are saying???????? __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-14-2008, 10:18 PM	#15
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	two choices spurrit. you shut up or you bring it on and we'll whip your @$$ the old fashion style. ain't i right boys __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-14-2008, 10:18 PM	#16
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	STOP! Do not go past here unless you have a sense of humor in your posts. Any more name calling and this thread will be closed. Keep the "humor forum" a fun place to come...and bring your sense of humor. Ox __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

03-14-2008, 10:19 PM	#17
billy spiritual counselor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 12,140 Images: 9 Blog Entries: 146	learn how to spell punctuation and THEN get persnickety. meanwhile. who wants pie? __________________ Last edited by billy; 03-14-2008 at 10:21 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

03-14-2008, 10:23 PM	#18
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,941	but seriosly what does BTW mean? i dont know __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-14-2008, 10:24 PM	#19
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,023 Blog Entries: 4	BTW means to me..."between us" __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".