lets take a little test

7mmag6 · 08-07-2002, 01:10 AM

>To ensure that we Americans never offend anyone -- particularly fanatics
>intent on killing us -- airport screeners will not be allowed to profile
>people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little
>kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who
>are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen
>with metal hips, and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors. So; as to
>not seem like we're picking on any one particular group, let's take the
>following test:
>
>1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
>by:
>
>(a) Olga Korbut
>(b) Sitting Bull
>(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>
>(a) Lost Norwegians
>(b) Elvis
>(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
>
>(a) John Dillinger
>(b) The King of Sweden
>(c) The Monkees
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>
>(a) A pizza delivery boy
>(b) Pee Wee Herman
>(c) Geraldo Rivera
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
>
>5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old
>American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
>
>(a) The Smurfs
>(b) Davy Jones
>(c) The Little Mermaid
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>6. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
>was murdered by:
>
>(a) Captain Kidd
>(b) Charles Lindbergh
>(c) Mother Teresa
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>
>(a) Scooby Doo
>(b) The Tooth Fairy
>(c) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>
>(a) Richard Simmons
>(b) Grandma Moses
>(c) Michael Jordan
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
>
>(a) Mr. Rogers
>(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
>(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha
>the Merciless"
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of
>people were killed by:
>
>(a) Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
>(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
>(c) The Rolling Stones
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
>
>(a) Enron
>(b) The Lutheran Church
>(c) The NFL
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
>
>(a) Bonnie and Clyde
>(b) Captain Kangaroo
>(c) Billy Graham
>(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

MarkII 22 · 08-07-2002, 09:59 AM

**** RIGHT

Eric · 08-07-2002, 10:46 AM

It sure seems pretty simple to me, DUH!

NRAJOE · 08-07-2002, 10:49 AM

I blame Wile E. Coyote for all of it! And ACME corp. also!

alan c. · 08-07-2002, 01:41 PM

How come the d's are all the same answer?

NRAJOE · 08-07-2002, 05:32 PM

To make it easier for ya alan!

Oxford · 08-07-2002, 06:40 PM

Duh...Oh I meant to say D.

alan c. · 08-07-2002, 06:59 PM

Thanks Joe that went over my hair.

NRAJOE · 08-07-2002, 07:01 PM

Hee hee, like messing with ya budrow!

alan c. · 08-07-2002, 07:22 PM

Rock on Ohio.

NRAJOE · 08-07-2002, 07:24 PM

We will- Rock and Roll Hall of Fame- Cleveland, Oh. :guitar:

Oxford · 08-07-2002, 07:44 PM

AlanC: You missed the point of my "1000 posts" thread post, "Hosea...Joe...Hosea...Joe". You're speaking to both of us and I don't have a split personality.(ha)

08-07-2002, 01:10 AM	#1
7mmag6 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 337 Images: 1	lets take a little test >To ensure that we Americans never offend anyone -- particularly fanatics >intent on killing us -- airport screeners will not be allowed to profile >people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little >kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who >are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen >with metal hips, and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors. So; as to >not seem like we're picking on any one particular group, let's take the >following test: > >1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred >by: > >(a) Olga Korbut >(b) Sitting Bull >(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by: > >(a) Lost Norwegians >(b) Elvis >(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: > >(a) John Dillinger >(b) The King of Sweden >(c) The Monkees >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: > >(a) A pizza delivery boy >(b) Pee Wee Herman >(c) Geraldo Rivera >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. > > >5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old >American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by: > >(a) The Smurfs >(b) Davy Jones >(c) The Little Mermaid >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >6. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver >was murdered by: > >(a) Captain Kidd >(b) Charles Lindbergh >(c) Mother Teresa >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: > >(a) Scooby Doo >(b) The Tooth Fairy >(c) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: > >(a) Richard Simmons >(b) Grandma Moses >(c) Michael Jordan >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: > >(a) Mr. Rogers >(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems >(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha >the Merciless" >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of >people were killed by: > >(a) Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd >(b) The Supreme Court of Florida >(c) The Rolling Stones >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against: > >(a) Enron >(b) The Lutheran Church >(c) The NFL >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 > > >12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by: > >(a) Bonnie and Clyde >(b) Captain Kangaroo >(c) Billy Graham >(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

08-07-2002, 09:59 AM	#2
MarkII 22 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 587	**** RIGHT __________________ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.PLANT A POLITICIAN. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

08-07-2002, 10:46 AM	#3
Eric Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: USA Posts: 673	It sure seems pretty simple to me, DUH! __________________ I told him straight up, "You are an idiot for bringing those two fists to this gun fight."

08-07-2002, 10:49 AM	#4
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	I blame Wile E. Coyote for all of it! And ACME corp. also! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-07-2002, 01:41 PM	#5
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	How come the d's are all the same answer? __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

08-07-2002, 05:32 PM	#6
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	To make it easier for ya alan! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-07-2002, 06:40 PM	#7
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Duh...Oh I meant to say D. __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-07-2002, 06:59 PM	#8
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	Thanks Joe that went over my hair. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

08-07-2002, 07:01 PM	#9
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Hee hee, like messing with ya budrow! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-07-2002, 07:22 PM	#10
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	Rock on Ohio. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

08-07-2002, 07:24 PM	#11
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	We will- Rock and Roll Hall of Fame- Cleveland, Oh. :guitar: __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-07-2002, 07:44 PM	#12
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	AlanC: You missed the point of my "1000 posts" thread post, "Hosea...Joe...Hosea...Joe". You're speaking to both of us and I don't have a split personality.(ha) __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".