The cabbie and the nun

Troy · 02-18-2008, 07:41 PM

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantas y, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

neophyte · 02-18-2008, 07:55 PM

Troy: Sir; thats just plum ugly::::::::hahaha

270wsm · 02-18-2008, 08:45 PM

Troy,
that was great!

Windwalker · 02-18-2008, 08:55 PM

Lol Very good. Wish I had saved it to get my day started with a laugh tomorrow.

Apollyon67 · 02-19-2008, 11:10 AM

now I gotta wash my eyes out!

Troy · 02-19-2008, 11:21 AM

now dont that put an awful picture in your head.

7mmremmag1995 · 02-23-2008, 11:04 PM

great joke but it puts a bad picture in yer head

.22guy · 02-24-2008, 12:04 AM

That made my stomach turn.....

CalifgirlinOk · 02-24-2008, 07:38 AM

I can't get the image out of my head....... HELP ME !!!!!

Seabeescotty · 02-24-2008, 10:16 AM

OMG, I laughed, and then almost threw up!! Gonna have nightmares, with dancing 'nanas poppin' around an old man in a nun's habit!!!LMAO!!

02-18-2008, 08:45 PM	#3
270wsm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 326 Images: 2	Troy, that was great! __________________ THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT,THAT YE LOVE ONE ANOTHER,AS I HAVE LOVED YOU-Jesus Christ(John15:12)

02-18-2008, 08:55 PM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Lol Very good. Wish I had saved it to get my day started with a laugh tomorrow. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

02-19-2008, 11:10 AM	#5
Apollyon67 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 2,238 Images: 17	now I gotta wash my eyes out! __________________ "To err is human, to repent divine; to persist devilish." Ben Franklin

02-23-2008, 11:04 PM	#7
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	great joke but it puts a bad picture in yer head __________________ Just LeDoux it

02-24-2008, 12:04 AM	#8
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,255	That made my stomach turn..... __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.

02-18-2008, 07:41 PM	#1
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	The cabbie and the nun She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantas y, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

02-18-2008, 07:55 PM	#2
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	ugly Troy: Sir; thats just plum ugly::::::::hahaha __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

02-19-2008, 11:21 AM	#6
Troy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Manitoba Canada Posts: 2,505 Images: 3	now dont that put an awful picture in your head.

02-24-2008, 07:38 AM	#9
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	I can't get the image out of my head....... HELP ME !!!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

02-24-2008, 10:16 AM	#10
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	OMG, I laughed, and then almost threw up!! Gonna have nightmares, with dancing 'nanas poppin' around an old man in a nun's habit!!!LMAO!! __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge