TWO LADIES OF THE NIGHT

CalifgirlinOk · 02-20-2008, 09:00 AM

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
" TWO PROSTITUTES--$50.00 "
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they,d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time,another car passed with a sign saying:
" JESUS SAVES"
One of the girls asked the officer," how come you don't stop them?"

Well,that's a little different," the office smiled.Their sign pertains to religion"

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest,he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

" TWO FALLEN ANGELS"

" SEEKING PETER --$50.00."

ArkansasHunter · 02-20-2008, 09:07 AM

LOL !!! Shame Shame Shame that was funny LOL !!!

GlockMeister · 02-20-2008, 09:29 AM

HA ha ha ha ha ha.

Dallas · 02-20-2008, 08:09 PM

Very good.

02-20-2008, 09:00 AM	#1
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	TWO LADIES OF THE NIGHT Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: " TWO PROSTITUTES--$50.00 " A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they,d either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time,another car passed with a sign saying: " JESUS SAVES" One of the girls asked the officer," how come you don't stop them?" Well,that's a little different," the office smiled.Their sign pertains to religion" So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest,he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: " TWO FALLEN ANGELS" " SEEKING PETER --$50.00." __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

02-20-2008, 08:09 PM	#4
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,609	Very good. __________________ Those who forget History are condemed to repeat it.

02-20-2008, 09:07 AM	#2
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	LOL !!! Shame Shame Shame that was funny LOL !!!

02-20-2008, 09:29 AM	#3
GlockMeister Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 6,257	HA ha ha ha ha ha.