Granpa's on the porch again

Rem 742 30-06 · 02-21-2008, 07:20 PM

GRANDPA’S ON THE PORCH AGAIN
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed
his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking
chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the
waist down.
“Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in
the wind for everyone to see!” he exclaimed. The
old man looked off in the distance without answering.
“Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with
nothing on below the waist?” he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said
“Well…last week I sat out here with no shirt on,
and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma’s idea.”

texnmidwest · 02-21-2008, 08:02 PM

That is way too funny!

CalifgirlinOk · 02-21-2008, 08:03 PM

You put a smile on my face... LOL

SpecOpOperator · 02-22-2008, 12:57 PM

hehe.. i like this one

neophyte · 02-22-2008, 01:05 PM

Rem 742 30-06: Sir; there ought to be a law against that. I spat all over the screen.

Seabeescotty · 02-23-2008, 09:18 PM

I'm glad my mouth was empty, or I'd be cleaning a screen, too!LOL

.22guy · 02-24-2008, 12:04 AM

Wow....

02-21-2008, 07:20 PM	#1
Rem 742 30-06 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Wisconsin Posts: 390	Granpa's on the porch again GRANDPA’S ON THE PORCH AGAIN A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. “Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!” he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. “Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?” he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said “Well…last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma’s idea.”

02-21-2008, 08:02 PM	#2
texnmidwest Where's that Coyote?! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 4,219	That is way too funny! __________________ "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (If all else fails play dead)

02-21-2008, 08:03 PM	#3
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	You put a smile on my face... LOL __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

02-22-2008, 12:57 PM	#4
SpecOpOperator Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Washington Posts: 57	hehe.. i like this one __________________ Not a Survivalist, but a Survivor

02-22-2008, 01:05 PM	#5
neophyte Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 4,347 Blog Entries: 2	Rem 742 30-06: Sir; there ought to be a law against that. I spat all over the screen. __________________ Craig May the Lord's face radiate with joy because of you. Numbers 6:24

02-23-2008, 09:18 PM	#6
Seabeescotty The ol' Coot Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jay, Oklahoma, God's country. Posts: 4,567 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	I'm glad my mouth was empty, or I'd be cleaning a screen, too!LOL __________________ Adapt, improvise, overcome.-Gysgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

02-24-2008, 12:04 AM	#7
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,255	Wow.... __________________ My first priority will be to reinstate the assault weapons ban as soon as I take office.