Little Johnny

Oxford · 08-08-2002, 12:40 PM

Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles. The Priest walked up and asked him what he was doing?

Little Johnny replied, "I'm looking at the most powerful liquid in the world."

The Priest said, "But Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world. Did you know that if you put Holy Water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a boy!"

Little Johnny said, "Big deal! This is turpentine. If you put this on a cat's ***, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!"

alan c. · 08-08-2002, 03:57 PM

That wouldn't be hard to do. HA!

Klaus · 08-08-2002, 04:50 PM

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have several motorcycles. I usually ride my 1986 BMW R80RT. It has an old fashioned, air cooled, carburetted, pushrod, 2 valve per cylinder, 800 CC boxer twin. It will blow any stock Harley 883 and most 1200 and 1340 Harleys off the road, while running smoothly and quietly. And it is the touring version, not the sport version, too.

Oxford · 08-08-2002, 05:12 PM

Klaus...Would it outrun my old 125 cc "Famous James"?(ha)

I've toured HD's assembly plant here in Kansas City, which was built within the past seven years. They mostly make sportsters.

The plant was impressive. Top exec's as well as assembly workers all wore genes...no neckties or dressing up. Workers regularly changed duties to keep them from getting bored. They worked in small groups and could make assembly decisions among themselves as long as the production wasn't impaired. Most rode bikes to work.

According to our local news media, the Harley Davidson assembly plant was picked as one of the best places to work in Kansas City and the workers were the most satisfied with their conditions.

Now I don't know where "hogs" are made or Buels (sp).

Oxford

DANA · 08-08-2002, 05:15 PM

SHOULD SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF MY 1917 EXCELSIOR BUT MY CAMERA IS ELSEWARE. OH WELL

DANA

alan c. · 08-08-2002, 05:52 PM

Hey Klaus what's your thoughts on the older Honda 750-- I used to own one for several years. Does your BMW have a carburetor or one for each cylinder.

Klaus · 08-08-2002, 06:46 PM

Two Bing CV carbs. I used to have a CB750-F. Good bikes. The newer CBs (NightHawks) are great bikes. I have a CB650SC that I ride a lot too. Decent power and handling, affordable, good mileage, very reliable.

NRAJOE · 08-08-2002, 06:46 PM

Dana, you have got to be kidding me! Is there anything cool you don't have? I'm sure that list would be shorter than what you do have!!!!

alan c. · 08-08-2002, 06:59 PM

Thanks Klaus. I thought so too.

DANA · 08-08-2002, 07:52 PM

I WANT YOU TO HAVE WHATEVER YOU WISH. I HAVE JUST BEEN AT IT LONGER THAN MOST OF YOU. YOU WILL MAKE IT JUST PRESS ON

SIREEA HOTEL

DANA

NRAJOE · 08-08-2002, 07:56 PM

Thank you Dana, I'll remember that!

08-08-2002, 12:40 PM	#1
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Little Johnny Little Johnny was sitting in the courtyard turning a bottle of liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles. The Priest walked up and asked him what he was doing? Little Johnny replied, "I'm looking at the most powerful liquid in the world." The Priest said, "But Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world. Did you know that if you put Holy Water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a boy!" Little Johnny said, "Big deal! This is turpentine. If you put this on a cat's *, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!" __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".**

08-08-2002, 03:57 PM	#2
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	That wouldn't be hard to do. HA! __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

08-08-2002, 04:50 PM	#3
Klaus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 2,382	HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have several motorcycles. I usually ride my 1986 BMW R80RT. It has an old fashioned, air cooled, carburetted, pushrod, 2 valve per cylinder, 800 CC boxer twin. It will blow any stock Harley 883 and most 1200 and 1340 Harleys off the road, while running smoothly and quietly. And it is the touring version, not the sport version, too. __________________ "Gee, Wally, Eddie Haskel's mom puts out!" Last edited by Klaus; 08-08-2002 at 04:55 PM.

08-08-2002, 05:12 PM	#4
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	Name the time and place for the race. Klaus...Would it outrun my old 125 cc "Famous James"?(ha) I've toured HD's assembly plant here in Kansas City, which was built within the past seven years. They mostly make sportsters. The plant was impressive. Top exec's as well as assembly workers all wore genes...no neckties or dressing up. Workers regularly changed duties to keep them from getting bored. They worked in small groups and could make assembly decisions among themselves as long as the production wasn't impaired. Most rode bikes to work. According to our local news media, the Harley Davidson assembly plant was picked as one of the best places to work in Kansas City and the workers were the most satisfied with their conditions. Now I don't know where "hogs" are made or Buels (sp). Oxford __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".

08-08-2002, 05:15 PM	#5
DANA Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: WAITSFIELD VERMONT Posts: 1,605	OLD BUT STILL RUNS LIKE A TOP SHOULD SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF MY 1917 EXCELSIOR BUT MY CAMERA IS ELSEWARE. OH WELL DANA

08-08-2002, 05:52 PM	#6
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	Hey Klaus what's your thoughts on the older Honda 750-- I used to own one for several years. Does your BMW have a carburetor or one for each cylinder. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

08-08-2002, 06:46 PM	#7
Klaus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 2,382	Two Bing CV carbs. I used to have a CB750-F. Good bikes. The newer CBs (NightHawks) are great bikes. I have a CB650SC that I ride a lot too. Decent power and handling, affordable, good mileage, very reliable. __________________ "Gee, Wally, Eddie Haskel's mom puts out!"

08-08-2002, 06:46 PM	#8
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Dana, you have got to be kidding me! Is there anything cool you don't have? I'm sure that list would be shorter than what you do have!!!! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-08-2002, 06:59 PM	#9
alan c. Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pasadena,Tejas - also known as Texas Posts: 3,769 Images: 15 Blog Entries: 3	Thanks Klaus. I thought so too. __________________ God Bless. From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.

08-08-2002, 07:52 PM	#10
DANA Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: WAITSFIELD VERMONT Posts: 1,605	WANT LIST I WANT YOU TO HAVE WHATEVER YOU WISH. I HAVE JUST BEEN AT IT LONGER THAN MOST OF YOU. YOU WILL MAKE IT JUST PRESS ON SIREEA HOTEL DANA

08-08-2002, 07:56 PM	#11
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Thank you Dana, I'll remember that! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany