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Old 02-26-2008, 06:35 AM   #1
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Master Card Wedding-True Story!

I BET DADDY WAS NOT TO HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!

The wedding took place at Clemson University.It was a huge wedding with about 300 guest.Even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show.

After the wedding,at the reception,the groom got up on stage with the microphone to talk to the guest.He wanted to thank everyone for coming,many from long distances.He especilly wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation,he wanted to give everyone a gift.
So taped to the bottom of everyones chair,including the wedding party was an envelope.

Inside was a 8x10 picture of his bride and best man having sex.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and hired a private detective to tail them.
He turned to the bride and said F*** you!! And then he turned to the best man and said F*** you!! Then turned to the guest and said "I'm outta here".

The brides father charged everything on his Master Card !!
Wedding-Dress-Flowers-Wedding Reception-Deluxe Honeymoon in Maui.
TOTAL $44,500.00.............OUCH !!!!!!! The groom had the marriage annulled the next morning......
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Old 02-26-2008, 06:40 AM   #2
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CalifGirlinOK: Ma'am; HHOT DANG; this chap was for real. Hot dang

Mama and Popa: oh my goodness
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Old 02-26-2008, 06:45 AM   #3
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I also have pics of the bride and groom at the reception but I didn't want to post them. To embarrassing for the families!!!!
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:57 AM   #4
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Wow! Well, that'll be one everyone remembers anyway!
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:21 AM   #5
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Gives a whole new meaning to the wedding march. Sorry that things like this happen but being human we don't always use our best judgment.
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:30 AM   #6
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Wow

I just thought I had seen some strange _ _ _ _ in my life.
What a mess.
I suppose he will seek an annulment claiming the marriage
was not consumated ??????????
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OMG talk about the ultimate revenge
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:02 AM   #8
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I bet that girl got REAL quiet when Daddy got that bill!
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