02-26-2008, 07:10 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Originally from the 26th state of the union; now living in the 16th.
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| Broke old lady Probably heard one version or another already but here it is: A litttle old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning", said the young man. "If I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners". "Go away", said the old lady. "I haven't got any money-I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open. "Don't be too hasty", he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration". Then the young man proceeded to empty a bucket of horse manure on the old lady's carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma'am, I will personally eat the remainder". The old lady stepped back and said "Well, I hope you've got a damned good appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning". What part of broke do you not understand? |
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02-26-2008, 07:18 PM
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02-27-2008, 04:53 AM
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| Thanks-that is real cute!!!!!!!!
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02-27-2008, 06:31 AM
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| lol good one
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03-02-2008, 03:48 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The South
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| LOL big time thats one of the best jokes i've ever heard p.s i've never heard that one before  |
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