02-27-2008, 07:50 PM
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|  The First Five Letters Of The Alphabet One time there was a boy that went to kindergarten.His teacher said ''for tonights homework learn the first five letters of the alphabet then tell them to me tomorrow.'' The little boy went home and asked his brother that was doing his homework what the first letter of the alphabet was. His brother said ''shutup i'm trying to think.'' So the little boy goes to his sister who was listening to the radio and asked her what the second letter of the alphabet was she said''mmm mmm.'' So next he went to his grandpa who was on the toilet.The little boy asked his grandpa what the third letter of the alphabet was the grandpa said ''in the toilet in the toilet flies superman.'' So the little boy goes to his daddy and asks what the fourth letter in the alphabet he says ''1-800-quiz-911.'' So he goes to his moma who was chopping vegetables and asks her what the fifth letter in the alphabet is she says chop,chop,chop.So the next day he went to school his teacher asked him what the first letter in the alphabet was he said ''shutup i'm trying to think.She said ''do you want to go to the principal's office?'' Then he said ''mmm mmm.'' In the principal's office the principal said ''what are you thinking'' the little boy said''in the toilet in the toilet flies superman.'' The principle said ''what is your phone number.'' The little boy said ''1-800-quiz-911.'' The principle said ''when and how many lickings do you want.'' The little boy said''chop chop'' The little boy went home and asked his parents and siblens and grandpa why they told him that.They had no clue what he he was talking about. |
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02-27-2008, 08:02 PM
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| poor little guy.
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03-01-2008, 09:44 PM
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| the poster or the boy in the story |
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03-02-2008, 09:23 AM
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| Ive heard one like that before but it was with aliens
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03-13-2008, 02:39 AM
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| Was it really worth the effort to type all that? |
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03-18-2008, 02:10 PM
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| man leave me alone what did i ever do to you? yo theres longer stories and jokes on this web site |
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