02-28-2008, 08:07 AM
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal it's throat was to small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallwed by a whale.Irritated,the teacher stated that a whale could not swallow a human!The little girl said,"When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked,"What if Jonah went to hell?The girl replied,"Then you can ask him".  The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.The nun had wrote a note and posted it on the apple tray:"TAKE ONLY ONE-GOD IS WATCHING YOU". Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a tray with a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had wrote a note,"TAKE ALL YOU WANT-GOD IS WATCHING THE APPLES".
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02-28-2008, 09:21 AM
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LOL Thanks CGO, thats the laugh to get my day started.
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02-28-2008, 05:20 PM
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Both jokes were great, keep up the good work !
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02-28-2008, 06:28 PM
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^I know their not about GUNS and more GUNS,but I thought they were cute!!! Thanks........
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