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Old 02-29-2008, 02:29 AM   #1
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Revised hits from the 60's....

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new
>lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
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> They include...
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> Herman's Hermits --- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
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> Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
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> The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
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> Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
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> Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
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> Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.
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> Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
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> The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times a Bathroom run.
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> Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
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> Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
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> Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
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> The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
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> Abba--- Denture Queen.
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> Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
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> Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
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> Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
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> And my favorite:
> Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
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Old 02-29-2008, 07:11 AM   #2
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LOL You have a strange twisted sense of humor. I love it.
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Old 02-29-2008, 07:46 AM   #3
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revised hits

moose you gotta love it, especially if you know the original lyrics!
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:30 PM   #4
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I remember all of them but I like the new titles......I liked the 60's LOL
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Old 02-29-2008, 03:49 PM   #5
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:09 PM   #6
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Wow, did that make me feel old!
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