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| MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! ![]() Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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| Bar Joke !!
A Mexican,an Iraqi and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finished his beer he throws his glass in the air,pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.He said "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice". The Iraqi,obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,throws his glass into the air,pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.He said "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either. The redneck girl,cool as a cucumber,picks up her beer,downs it in one glup,throws the glass into the air,whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.Catching her glass,she sets it on the bar and called for a refill,She said "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!
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| Senior Member ![]() Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma
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LOL Well, if enough folks did that our illegal alien problem would go away.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: MARSHALL
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can i play too, can i can i
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