Little firefighter

LefthandShooter · 03-02-2008, 06:14 AM

Little Fireman

A fire fighter is working outside the station when
he notices a little
girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on
the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and
wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being
pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter takes a closer look. "That sure is
a nice fire truck,"
the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says.

The fire fighter notices the girl has tied the wagon
to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't
want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you
were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
think you could go faster.

"The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're
probably right, but ...
then I wouldn't have a siren."

CalifgirlinOk · 03-02-2008, 06:29 AM

OUCH !!!!

elmer fudd · 03-02-2008, 09:19 AM

Good story I HATE cats

Windwalker · 03-02-2008, 10:06 AM

LOL, my laugh to start the day,

7mmremmag1995 · 03-02-2008, 12:01 PM

lmao

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SwedeSteve · 03-02-2008, 01:04 PM

Great one! I, like all others from Melmac, prefer cats with a little salt and pepper...

LefthandShooter · 03-08-2008, 12:39 PM

Cats: Nature's Little Speed Bumps.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwedeSteve

Great one! I, like all others from Melmac, prefer cats with a little salt and pepper...

ALF had one good point!
Loved that show!

ArkansasHunter · 03-08-2008, 12:44 PM

VERY GOOD LOL !!!

spurrit · 03-13-2008, 01:42 AM

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03-02-2008, 06:14 AM	#1
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,493	Little firefighter Little Fireman A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. "The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but ... then I wouldn't have a siren."

03-02-2008, 06:29 AM	#2
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,851	OUCH !!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-02-2008, 09:19 AM	#3
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,972	Good story I HATE cats __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-02-2008, 10:06 AM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,617	LOL, my laugh to start the day, __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

03-02-2008, 12:01 PM	#5
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lmao. __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-02-2008, 01:04 PM	#6
SwedeSteve Thor's Hammer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 10,449 Images: 1	Great one! I, like all others from Melmac, prefer cats with a little salt and pepper... __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

03-08-2008, 12:44 PM	#8
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,726	VERY GOOD LOL !!!

03-13-2008, 01:42 AM	#9
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