03-02-2008, 07:16 AM
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| Letter from Home Dear Billy Joe Bob, : : I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live : where we did when you left home. Your pa read in the newspaper that most : accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be : able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took : the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their : address. : : This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it : works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the : chain, we haven't seen it since. : : The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time : for three days and the second time for four days. : : About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would be too : heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put : them in the pockets. : : Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because : it took him two hours to get me and your father out. : : Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet : so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. But the baby looks just like : your brother. : : Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull : him out, but he fought them off and he drowned. We had him cremated; he : burned for three days. : : Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Lee Roy was : driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two : friends were in the back; they drowned because they couldn't get the : tailgate down. : : Love, : Your Favorite Aunt |
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03-02-2008, 07:24 AM
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LMAO !!! 
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03-02-2008, 07:59 AM
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Awesome that was funny. 
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03-02-2008, 10:17 AM
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03-02-2008, 10:25 AM
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Man, does that bring back memories from down home. Lost some friends in a pickup truck like that. However the folks around home learn fast. Now most of them drive with the tail gate down if they are going to be near the river. Hope youall hear back from Billy Joe Bob real soon.
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