dog for sale

Asphalt Cowboy · 03-03-2008, 11:03 PM

Dog For Sale

OR free to good home. Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent Guard Dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them only knew him as Holy Shit

Mumbling to self, scratching head.... I'm gonna' ramengerfquanin' figger this out yet.

squirrelbaster · 03-03-2008, 11:12 PM

my grandpa sent me this joke in an email- i know the pic in this thread is not showing. but its sposed to be a HUGE dog sitting next to a woman.
fun post asphalt!

Asphalt Cowboy · 03-03-2008, 11:41 PM

Now this has me baffled...

Posted this somewhere else and have issues with the pic there also. Comes up just fine on my screen. Are ya' gettin' the pizza box or what?

Windwalker · 03-04-2008, 06:53 AM

No pics at all just the story. Thanks anyway for there is so many sad things today that I really needed a good laugh to get the day back on the right track. Holy S--- LOL

just_a_car · 03-04-2008, 06:58 AM

I see the pic just fine... dang, that's one BIG dog!

7mmremmag1995 · 03-04-2008, 09:38 AM

that dog better not crap in my yard!!!!!!

CalifgirlinOk · 03-04-2008, 01:35 PM

It looks like a bull mastiff to me.I could be wrong!! To see the pic you need to click on untitled.bmp and open it. She's a BIG GIRL!!!!!!!!!

BaserRonin · 03-04-2008, 01:38 PM

Yeah, Bull Mastiff I think as well. Probably named Brinks too. Her Head looks like it must be the size of a Basketball! Funny Post.

9mmfan · 03-04-2008, 05:45 PM

That was a good one, and that is one HUGE dog !

03-03-2008, 11:41 PM	#3
Asphalt Cowboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: A one horse town in E.Kansas. Posts: 353	I'm stumped Now this has me baffled... Posted this somewhere else and have issues with the pic there also. Comes up just fine on my screen. Are ya' gettin' the pizza box or what?

03-04-2008, 06:53 AM	#4
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	No pics at all just the story. Thanks anyway for there is so many sad things today that I really needed a good laugh to get the day back on the right track. Holy S--- LOL __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

03-04-2008, 06:58 AM	#5
just_a_car Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Edmonds, WA Posts: 3,639	I see the pic just fine... dang, that's one BIG dog! __________________

03-04-2008, 09:38 AM	#6
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,271 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	that dog better not crap in my yard!!!!!! __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-04-2008, 01:35 PM	#7
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	It looks like a bull mastiff to me.I could be wrong!! To see the pic you need to click on untitled.bmp and open it. She's a BIG GIRL!!!!!!!!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-03-2008, 11:12 PM	#2
squirrelbaster Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,545	my grandpa sent me this joke in an email- i know the pic in this thread is not showing. but its sposed to be a HUGE dog sitting next to a woman. fun post asphalt!

03-04-2008, 01:38 PM	#8
BaserRonin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In a Dark Cubicle Posts: 375	Yeah, Bull Mastiff I think as well. Probably named Brinks too. Her Head looks like it must be the size of a Basketball! Funny Post.

03-04-2008, 05:45 PM	#9
9mmfan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Anywhere The Department of Homeland Defense sends me. Tennessee, is my home. Posts: 448	That was a good one, and that is one HUGE dog ! __________________ Peace Through Superior Firepower !