03-04-2008, 05:53 AM
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots...size 14-16 2. Place them on the porch,along with a copy of Gun & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on the door that reads: Hey Bubba,Big Jim,Duke and Slim I went for more ammo.Back real soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls-they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think "KILLER" took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside until I get back. Your big buddy Cooter
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03-04-2008, 06:50 AM
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LOL That should work!
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03-04-2008, 04:29 PM
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That thar's a good idea, tons cheaper than keeping an Irish Wolfhound too boot.
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03-04-2008, 04:31 PM
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hahaha, thats great man. thanks for the laugh -Skat |
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03-04-2008, 07:35 PM
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All he needs is a emty bottle of whiskey!
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03-04-2008, 07:46 PM
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That was pretty funny, and I think it might work. I might try that sometime.
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05-16-2008, 05:52 PM
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as if a redneck could read? R R R
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