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Old 03-06-2008, 12:37 PM   #1
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Democratic dilemma

Democratic dilemma:

The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions:

They don't know whether to vote for a "NUT" with two boobs or a "Boob" with 2 nuts.

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Old 03-06-2008, 12:42 PM   #2
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LOL !!! They do have a problem hahahaha
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haha, classic
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:05 PM   #4
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Democratic dilemma:
The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions:
They don't know whether to vote for a "NUT" with two boobs or a "Boob" with 2 nuts.
o~o
I'm amazed. A conservative is actually publicly admitting that a Democrat has a set of nuts? There's hope for the country after all...
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I think he meant nuts as in he physically has 2 nuts (like most all males) as opposed to NUTS as in a big set. so dont get 2 happy there. lol.

Last democrat I saw with NUTS was Zell Miller.
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Old 03-06-2008, 04:04 PM   #6
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I think he meant nuts as in he physically has 2 nuts (like most all males) as opposed to NUTS as in a big set. so dont get 2 happy there. lol. Last democrat I saw with NUTS was Zell Miller.
Thanks Sooner,

But I think I need to further clarify...yes, that would be nuts as in a physical attribute to most males where as opposed to BALLS. Hope this is clearer.. LoL!!!!

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Old 03-06-2008, 04:26 PM   #7
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Cute phrase

Cute phrase but keep in mind Obama has a voting record against
the war and has stated he will have the troops home in 2009.
This is a strong pull with many voters and, in fact, is their
main issue for this fall.
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I think he meant nuts as in he physically has 2 nuts (like most all males) as opposed to NUTS as in a big set. so dont get 2 happy there. lol.
Last democrat I saw with NUTS was Zell Miller.
Progress is measured in baby steps, soonerborn. Getting some of these guys to even admit a Democrat could be anatomically male is a major accomplishment.

I dunno why; maybe it's that "projection" thing, where people tend to project their own sins, shortcomings and inadequacies onto other folks...

What Zell Miller mostly has is a big mouth. Anyone who can compare Bush to FDR and the invasion of Iraq to WWII, and keep a straight face while doing it, is in the wrong business. He should've been writing fantasy books for children.

Here's how much the Constitution and our traditions of freedom really mean to Zell Miller: On March 11, 2004 he introduced legislation that would have created a board of "shapers of opinions" (as he called it in his introductory speech) to "advise" broadcasters on content the government deemed acceptable or unacceptable. I believe that's better described as a government censorship board...
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Democratic dilemma:

The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions:

They don't know whether to vote for a "NUT" with two boobs or a "Boob" with 2 nuts.

o~o

+1

lol
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Democratic dilemma:

The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions:

They don't know whether to vote for a "NUT" with two boobs or a "Boob" with 2 nuts.

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That was great !


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LMAO, that made my day.
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:03 PM   #12
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Democratic dilemma:

The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions:

They don't know whether to vote for a "NUT" with two boobs or a "Boob" with 2 nuts.

o~o
LoL, that was good...


Troy, wow man... I've gotta give it to ya... you try so hard lol
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Truer words were never spoken...LOL
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Old 03-07-2008, 02:40 AM   #14
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Democratic dilemma:

The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions:

They don't know whether to vote for a "NUT" with two boobs or a "Boob" with 2 nuts.

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which one is hilary?
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:50 PM   #15
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I dunno why; maybe it's that "projection" thing, where people tend to project their own sins, shortcomings and inadequacies onto other folks...
I know what you mean. Kind of like all those democrats that say Bush is an idiot (man, it really pisses them off that he kept outsmarting them).
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