03-08-2008, 02:56 PM
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| The Mayor   |  I've Got A Bear Behind I'VE GOT A BEAR BEHIND Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or two, we have sex." He bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged! Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear. The polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?" |
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03-08-2008, 02:59 PM
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| laughed until my body hurt all over |
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03-08-2008, 05:35 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The South
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| thats a funny right there i don't care who you are thats funny right there repeated by Larry the cable guy  |
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03-08-2008, 06:10 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma
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| LMAO !!!
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