Cabbie and the Nun

ArkansasHunter · 03-08-2008, 04:33 PM

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers,
"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying..

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK..
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

xoxide2 · 03-08-2008, 05:43 PM

Ahhahah Ive heard it beforew but its funny!

MrsS · 03-08-2008, 06:28 PM

I haven't heard this one...hilarious!

CalifgirlinOk · 03-08-2008, 07:07 PM

That was funny-Thanks for the laugh !!!

spurrit · 03-13-2008, 02:01 AM

03-08-2008, 06:28 PM	#3
MrsS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 16th state. Posts: 1,805	I haven't heard this one...hilarious! __________________ "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a savior, which is Christ the LORD." Luke 2:11

03-08-2008, 07:07 PM	#4
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	That was funny-Thanks for the laugh !!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-08-2008, 04:33 PM	#1
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Cabbie and the Nun A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK.. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

03-08-2008, 05:43 PM	#2
xoxide2 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 20	Ahhahah Ive heard it beforew but its funny!

03-13-2008, 02:01 AM	#5
spurrit Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60