Hilary Visits Hospital

Brother Bob · 03-08-2008, 05:24 PM

HILARY VISITS HOSPITAL
Hilary Clinton was taking a tour of a D.C. hospital while working to reform healthcare in the U.S. As she is touring, a doctor is explaining all the different functions of the hospital to her.

Eventually, they pass an open room in the inpatient ward, where Hilary could clearly see a middle aged man masturbating with great enthusiasm. The doctor quickly instructed the floor nurse to close the door. It was too late, Hilary had already seen.

She fiercely looked at the doctor and said, "What kind of hospital are you running here Doctor?"

The doctor calmly explained that the man had a very rare ailment, which required him to ejaculate three times daily, or his testicles would swell and he would die. Hilary accepted the doctor's explanation and they moved on.

A few minutes later, they came across another open room, yet this time they witnessed a nurse on her knees giving a different middle aged man oral sex. Hilary was outraged and called for an immediate explanation.

"It's very simple Mrs. Clinton", said the doctor. "This man suffers from the same ailment as the last man, however he has a much better health plan."

Windwalker · 03-08-2008, 05:40 PM

Didn't realize how much difference there was in health plans.lol

CalifgirlinOk · 03-08-2008, 07:14 PM

VERY FUNNY!!!! LOL

bigbuddy21 · 03-08-2008, 11:15 PM

was the second guy bill?

300RUM · 03-09-2008, 01:23 PM

Im upgrading to premium plan first thing Monday morning. According to that I dont even have health insurance!! lmao

03-08-2008, 05:24 PM	#1
Brother Bob The Mayor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Olive Branch, MS. Posts: 3,046 Blog Entries: 3	Hilary Visits Hospital HILARY VISITS HOSPITAL Hilary Clinton was taking a tour of a D.C. hospital while working to reform healthcare in the U.S. As she is touring, a doctor is explaining all the different functions of the hospital to her. Eventually, they pass an open room in the inpatient ward, where Hilary could clearly see a middle aged man masturbating with great enthusiasm. The doctor quickly instructed the floor nurse to close the door. It was too late, Hilary had already seen. She fiercely looked at the doctor and said, "What kind of hospital are you running here Doctor?" The doctor calmly explained that the man had a very rare ailment, which required him to ejaculate three times daily, or his testicles would swell and he would die. Hilary accepted the doctor's explanation and they moved on. A few minutes later, they came across another open room, yet this time they witnessed a nurse on her knees giving a different middle aged man oral sex. Hilary was outraged and called for an immediate explanation. "It's very simple Mrs. Clinton", said the doctor. "This man suffers from the same ailment as the last man, however he has a much better health plan."

03-08-2008, 05:40 PM	#2
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,000	Didn't realize how much difference there was in health plans.lol __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

03-08-2008, 07:14 PM	#3
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	VERY FUNNY!!!! LOL __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-08-2008, 11:15 PM	#4
bigbuddy21 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: new albany in. Posts: 1,037 Images: 5	was the second guy bill? __________________ LAND OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

03-09-2008, 01:23 PM	#5
300RUM Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: KY. (like the jelly) Posts: 66	Im upgrading to premium plan first thing Monday morning. According to that I dont even have health insurance!! lmao __________________ Not so funny meow is it?