Alaskan Banned from Costco...Cabin Fever!

Mooseman684 · 03-08-2008, 08:11 PM

This letter was recently sent by Costco's Head Office to a Customer in Wasilla:

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Costco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Anchorage is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,

Charles Brown, Store Manager

GlockMeister · 03-08-2008, 09:41 PM

Theres a similar one only it involves Walmart. I guess this is Alaska's version with Costco. lol

sbowers5 · 03-08-2008, 09:53 PM

Rich. you have entirely to much free time on your hands, you need to get busy and build your self a new rifle or something.just my opinion. steve

Mooseman684 · 03-08-2008, 10:01 PM

LOL...I am busy all the time fixing guns and stuff while on here !!!
I Multi-Task!

ArkansasHunter · 03-08-2008, 10:02 PM

Rich has 4 hands.

sbowers5 · 03-08-2008, 10:25 PM

I not picking on you rich i know how gunsmith work is i just got through putting 18 line skip line checkering on a AAA walnut stock and my eyes, hands and back are killing me, any way get busy you need to be working not playing on the confuser.
steve

elmer fudd · 03-09-2008, 05:45 PM

it is almost the same as the one about walmart but still funny

cubbieman · 03-10-2008, 12:55 AM

#4 is the only one that could be dangerous, but it's fine at a wal mart(code 3 doesn't mean anything)

#3 was the best

LiveToShoot · 03-10-2008, 01:01 AM

Saw something like this done at a K-Mart in Nevada, which caused customer to be banned. Maybe a copy-cat situation...

AKHunter · 03-10-2008, 01:06 AM

Heh, snicker ....

03-08-2008, 08:11 PM	#1
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,529 Images: 2	Alaskan Banned from Costco...Cabin Fever! This letter was recently sent by Costco's Head Office to a Customer in Wasilla: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Costco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Anchorage is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again." And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here." Yours sincerely, Charles Brown, Store Manager __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

03-08-2008, 09:41 PM	#2
GlockMeister Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 6,257	Theres a similar one only it involves Walmart. I guess this is Alaska's version with Costco. lol __________________ I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6!

03-08-2008, 10:25 PM	#6
sbowers5 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: sawyer, ok Posts: 604	I not picking on you rich i know how gunsmith work is i just got through putting 18 line skip line checkering on a AAA walnut stock and my eyes, hands and back are killing me, any way get busy you need to be working not playing on the confuser. steve __________________ For those who never fought for it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know.

03-09-2008, 05:45 PM	#7
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 2,029	it is almost the same as the one about walmart but still funny __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-10-2008, 01:01 AM	#9
LiveToShoot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northwest USA Posts: 2,670	Saw something like this done at a K-Mart in Nevada, which caused customer to be banned. Maybe a copy-cat situation... __________________ "Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it." -Unknown

03-08-2008, 09:53 PM	#3
sbowers5 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: sawyer, ok Posts: 604	Rich. you have entirely to much free time on your hands, you need to get busy and build your self a new rifle or something.just my opinion. steve __________________ For those who never fought for it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know.

03-08-2008, 10:01 PM	#4
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 10,529 Images: 2	LOL...I am busy all the time fixing guns and stuff while on here !!! I Multi-Task! __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

03-08-2008, 10:02 PM	#5
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,984	Rich has 4 hands.

03-10-2008, 12:55 AM	#8
cubbieman Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,550	#4 is the only one that could be dangerous, but it's fine at a wal mart(code 3 doesn't mean anything) #3 was the best

03-10-2008, 01:06 AM	#10
AKHunter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Alaska Posts: 899	Heh, snicker ....