Death Announcement

Brother Bob · 03-09-2008, 04:34 PM

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 61.
Mr. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Mr. Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The Funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

CalifgirlinOk · 03-09-2008, 04:41 PM

Where in the world did you get that at?I laught so hard i almost spilt my soda on the floor..........Thanks for the laugh !

GlockMeister · 03-09-2008, 04:50 PM

Read it to the wife. She says, that's cute. I found it just made me hungry.

03-09-2008, 04:34 PM	#1
Brother Bob The Mayor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Olive Branch, MS. Posts: 3,046 Blog Entries: 3	Death Announcement The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 61. Mr. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Mr. Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The Funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

03-09-2008, 04:41 PM	#2
CalifgirlinOk MY CAT RUDY ATE SANTA..!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,579	Where in the world did you get that at?I laught so hard i almost spilt my soda on the floor..........Thanks for the laugh ! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-09-2008, 04:50 PM	#3
GlockMeister Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 6,257	Read it to the wife. She says, that's cute. I found it just made me hungry. __________________ I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6!