Worst Age

LefthandShooter · 03-10-2008, 06:09 AM

'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year old man. 'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'

'Ah, that's nothing,' said the 70-year old. 'When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!'

'Actually,' said the 80-year old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'

'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.

'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.'

'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'

Exasperated, the 60-year old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'

'I don't wake up until 7:00.'

just_a_car · 03-10-2008, 06:13 AM

ROFL!

Good one!

CalifgirlinOk · 03-10-2008, 07:26 AM

That one is cute! But I'm glad I don't wash his pants and underwear!!

Sooner Shooter · 03-10-2008, 09:13 PM

I wish I was one of those people that could remember jokes because that's a good one!

7mmremmag1995 · 03-10-2008, 09:20 PM

lmao! i'd hate to tend to him in his nursing home

Earl Easter · 03-10-2008, 09:34 PM

Heck It ain't a good week unless you mess your pants at least once a week!
I clean up my own mess and leave no evidence........ LMAO.

spurrit · 03-13-2008, 12:26 AM

Who pooped my pants ?!?!?!

just_a_car · 03-13-2008, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spurrit

Who pooped my pants ?!?!?!

ROFLMAO!!!!

ArkansasHunter · 03-13-2008, 01:38 AM

ROFL too !

03-10-2008, 06:09 AM	#1
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,450	Worst Age 'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year old man. 'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.' 'Ah, that's nothing,' said the 70-year old. 'When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!' 'Actually,' said the 80-year old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.' 'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old. 'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.' 'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?' 'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.' Exasperated, the 60-year old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?' 'I don't wake up until 7:00.' __________________ A dead bird is still a dead bird.

03-10-2008, 06:13 AM	#2
just_a_car Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Edmonds, WA Posts: 3,521	ROFL! Good one! __________________

03-10-2008, 07:26 AM	#3
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,768	That one is cute! But I'm glad I don't wash his pants and underwear!! __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-10-2008, 09:13 PM	#4
Sooner Shooter Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 614	I wish I was one of those people that could remember jokes because that's a good one! __________________ Save the drama for your mama!

03-10-2008, 09:20 PM	#5
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	lmao! i'd hate to tend to him in his nursing home __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-10-2008, 09:34 PM	#6
Earl Easter Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 669 Images: 20	Heck It ain't a good week unless you mess your pants at least once a week! I clean up my own mess and leave no evidence........ LMAO.

03-13-2008, 12:26 AM	#7
spurrit Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60	Who pooped my pants ?!?!?!

03-13-2008, 01:38 AM	#9
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,690	ROFL too !