03-10-2008, 10:43 PM
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| Senior Member  |  ten cents worth of cheese This story actually happened way back in the early eighties in south Ar., not too far from AH. I was a salesman for Garrett Snuff etc, and called on a small country store out in the sticks one day. As I walked in, the owner was leaning on the counter laughing. I asked "what's so funny"? Mr. **** said, "You just missed it Snuffy" and he told me the following story. A small AA boy, maybe six or seven, walked into the store and asked for a nickels worth of chedder cheese. Mr. **** said "Sorry son, I can't cut a nickel slice of cheese." "What's the smallest piece you can cut, sir?" "I can cut a dimes worth", he replied. "OK, please cut me a dimes worth sir." After the owner had sliced a dimes worth and placed it on a piece of wax paper for the little boy, the boy smiled from ear to ear and asked the following. "Now please cut it in half, if you would, sir". Mr. **** knew when he was licked and gave that little boy the cheese free of charge. To the victor belongs the cheese. True story. Snuffy
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