Black Eyes

Doglips · 08-11-2002, 08:23 PM

Black Eyes
A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in
his seat.
He notices immediately that the guy sitting next to him has a black eye
too.
He says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes ... mind if I
ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident.
See I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most
massive breasts in the
world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to
Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' . .
.so she socked me one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister
accident too.
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me
a bowl of
Rice Krispies, honey.
" But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life you evil, self-centered,
manipulative, fat *****."

NRAJOE · 08-11-2002, 09:16 PM

Hee, hee..asked for an omelet and accidentily said "**** your sister looked good yesterday"!

Oxford · 08-11-2002, 11:57 PM

I saw that big breasted woman, too, but I didn't look because my wife was holding a club over my head. D amn they were sure big!

08-11-2002, 08:23 PM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,088	Black Eyes Black Eyes A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy sitting next to him has a black eye too. He says, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes ... mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' . . .so she socked me one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister accident too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Rice Krispies, honey. " But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, manipulative, fat *****."

08-11-2002, 09:16 PM	#2
NRAJOE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toledo,OH Posts: 19,252 Images: 3	Hee, hee..asked for an omelet and accidentily said "**** your sister looked good yesterday"! __________________ U.S. Army 1976-1979 237th Combat Engineers Heilbronn, Germany

08-11-2002, 11:57 PM	#3
Oxford Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gladstone, Missouri Posts: 13,101 Blog Entries: 4	I saw that big breasted woman, too, but I didn't look because my wife was holding a club over my head. D amn they were sure big! __________________ "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right".