Billy Crystal's a Hit on First Day in Pinstripes

LarryO1970 · 03-12-2008, 04:14 PM

The hitting and fielding part, the comedian felt confident about. It was the drug test that had him worried.

"I'm supposed to bring blood and urine to the umpire tomorrow," he kidded Wednesday. "I might test positive for Maalox."

Asked by a fan what position he'll play, Crystal quipped: "DH — designated Hebrew."

... gotta love a little light humor.

genwinters · 03-12-2008, 05:03 PM

hahaha that designated Hebrew is really funny... at least to me

03-12-2008, 04:14 PM	#1
LarryO1970 "Blazing Saddles" GOV Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Johnson Creek, WI Posts: 3,879	Billy Crystal's a Hit on First Day in Pinstripes The hitting and fielding part, the comedian felt confident about. It was the drug test that had him worried. "I'm supposed to bring blood and urine to the umpire tomorrow," he kidded Wednesday. "I might test positive for Maalox." Asked by a fan what position he'll play, Crystal quipped: "DH — designated Hebrew." ... gotta love a little light humor.

03-12-2008, 05:03 PM	#2
genwinters Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Plymouth, MI Posts: 310	hahaha that designated Hebrew is really funny... at least to me