03-13-2008, 12:19 PM
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A family took their frail elderly mother to a nursing home and left her hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning the nurse bathed her,fed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.She seem okay,but after awhile she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair.Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.Again she seemed okay,but after awhile she slowly started to tilt over to the other side.The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright.This went on all morning.Later the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma,how is it here"? Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."  Last edited by CalifgirlinOk; 03-13-2008 at 05:49 PM. |
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03-13-2008, 04:37 PM
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LOL, my laugh for today. Thanks.
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03-13-2008, 05:55 PM
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Hilarious! LOL
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