Blonde Joke

CalifgirlinOk · 03-14-2008, 09:48 AM

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way but was very reluctant to pay the high price the local stores were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,the blonde declared,"Well then,maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"The shopkeeper said with a sly smile,"Well little lady,why don't you go on and give it a try!"The blonde headed off to the swamp,determined to catch an alligator.Later in the day,as the shopkeeper was driving home he spots the blonde standing waist deep in the murky water with a shotgun in hand.As he brings his car to a stop he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming fast toward the blonde.With lightning reflexes she takes aim,shoots the gator and hauls it up onto the bank.Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up.Her stood on the bank watching in silent amazement.She manages to flip the gator onto his back.Rolling her eyes heavenward she screams in frustration........ "CHIT...THIS ONE"S BAREFOOT TOO!"

nighthawk80 · 03-14-2008, 10:41 AM

Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Windwalker · 03-14-2008, 11:45 AM

O.K. CGO, ya got me. There's my laugh to start the day.

ezearln · 03-14-2008, 12:03 PM

That was a silly blonde she didn't know them gators take they shoes OFF fore they takes a swim!

elmer fudd · 03-14-2008, 04:18 PM

i heard that one before

7mmremmag1995 · 03-14-2008, 04:57 PM

lmao! i can see someone doing that

MrsS · 03-14-2008, 07:01 PM

LOL!!

mosquitofish · 05-16-2008, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ezearln

That was a silly blonde she didn't know them gators take they shoes OFF fore they takes a swim!

R R R.

03-14-2008, 09:48 AM	#1
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,321 Trader Rating: (0)	Blonde Joke A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way but was very reluctant to pay the high price the local stores were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,the blonde declared,"Well then,maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"The shopkeeper said with a sly smile,"Well little lady,why don't you go on and give it a try!"The blonde headed off to the swamp,determined to catch an alligator.Later in the day,as the shopkeeper was driving home he spots the blonde standing waist deep in the murky water with a shotgun in hand.As he brings his car to a stop he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming fast toward the blonde.With lightning reflexes she takes aim,shoots the gator and hauls it up onto the bank.Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up.Her stood on the bank watching in silent amazement.She manages to flip the gator onto his back.Rolling her eyes heavenward she screams in frustration........ "CHIT...THIS ONE"S BAREFOOT TOO!" __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-14-2008, 11:45 AM	#3
Windwalker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 3,294 Trader Rating: (0)	O.K. CGO, ya got me. There's my laugh to start the day. __________________ America: Love it and protect it or leave it

03-14-2008, 12:03 PM	#4
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,178 Trader Rating: (0)	That was a silly blonde she didn't know them gators take they shoes OFF fore they takes a swim! __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

03-14-2008, 04:18 PM	#5
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,819 Trader Rating: (0)	i heard that one before __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-14-2008, 04:57 PM	#6
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,275 Trader Rating: (0)	lmao! i can see someone doing that __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-14-2008, 10:41 AM	#2
nighthawk80 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Just south of Central Indiana Posts: 399 Trader Rating: (0)	Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

03-14-2008, 07:01 PM	#7
MrsS Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Originally from the 26th state of the union; now living in the 16th. Posts: 1,112 Trader Rating: (0)	LOL!! __________________ Gun Control...is the ability to hit your target.