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Old 03-14-2008, 12:04 PM   #1
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irish joke

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three gents walk into a bar. one englishmen, one scottsman, and one irishmen. they all sit down for a drink. the bartender comes out with 3 pints. all off a sudden three flies drop down into each of there mugs.

the englishmen says, im not drinking that filth, he gets another beer.

the scottsman says, its just a harmless fly, flicks it out of his mug and take a hefty drink.

the irishmen picks up the fly between his fingers and says, spit it out ya little basterd.

no pun, to anyone.im irish myself. just heard that from my papaw
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Old 03-14-2008, 01:43 PM   #2
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That pretty good..LOL
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Old 03-14-2008, 05:40 PM   #3
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just like the joke off of crossfire trail i laugh every time i hear it
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Old 03-14-2008, 06:23 PM   #4
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ok,
three gents walk into a bar. one englishmen, one scottsman, and one irishmen. they all sit down for a drink. the bartender comes out with 3 pints. all off a sudden three flies drop down into each of there mugs.

the englishmen says, im not drinking that filth, he gets another beer.

the scottsman says, its just a harmless fly, flicks it out of his mug and take a hefty drink.

the irishmen picks up the fly between his fingers and says, spit it out ya little basterd.

no pun, to anyone.im irish myself. just heard that from my papaw

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Old 03-14-2008, 08:29 PM   #5
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LOL,well said Mitch.
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:30 PM   #6
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Hahahaha
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R R R , earth humor.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:05 PM   #8
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lol awsome
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