three sons (kind of long)

elmer fudd · 03-17-2008, 08:21 PM

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

7mmremmag1995 · 03-17-2008, 08:26 PM

LMAO, LMFAO

elmer fudd · 03-17-2008, 08:26 PM

12 years is a lot of training!

7mmremmag1995 · 03-17-2008, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by elmer fudd

12 years is a lot of training!

who knows how much that would of cost. i'm sure the 3rd son was thinking "that chicken sure as hell better taste better than anything in the world

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elmer fudd · 03-17-2008, 08:33 PM

that would suck his face was almost as funny as someone elses who got

03-17-2008, 08:21 PM	#1
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,912	three sons (kind of long) Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!" __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-17-2008, 08:26 PM	#2
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,270 Images: 1 Blog Entries: 1	LMAO, LMFAO __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-17-2008, 08:26 PM	#3
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,912	12 years is a lot of training! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-17-2008, 08:33 PM	#5
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,912	that would suck his face was almost as funny as someone elses who got __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!