dead fish

elmer fudd · 03-19-2008, 08:45 PM

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
ya i know its kind of corney but be nice with your posts i almost cryed last time! LOL

7mmremmag1995 · 03-19-2008, 08:48 PM

lol! i would of ate the cat and give the neighbor the turds that were hairy. lol

elmer fudd · 03-19-2008, 08:53 PM

LOL the next time i need to get back at someone ill just give you a cat

7mmremmag1995 · 03-19-2008, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elmer fudd

LOL the next time i need to get back at someone ill just give you a cat

thanks, i need a new target

elmer fudd · 03-19-2008, 09:27 PM

becouse it might be you know who!

CalifgirlinOk · 03-20-2008, 05:39 AM

I liked it-made me laugh!!!!! LOL

Texan · 03-20-2008, 09:39 AM

Like I've always said:

"So many cats and so few recipes"

o~\o

ArkansasHunter · 03-20-2008, 09:52 AM

Ha Ha HA - When my son had his 5th birthday 20 years ago my wifes sister gave my son a Gold Fish.
This little fish lived a long time in his little bowl that was on a kitchen counter.
My wife took very good care of this little feller.
Many times when my wife was prepereing meals this little fish would watch and seem to acknoldge her presents.
It was very sad to her when she found the little fish had died one day.
She had it ready for burial when I came home from work.
I guess she got attached to the little gold fish and he now rest's in peace in our pet cematary with 2 dogs, 3 baby chicks, 3 baby squirrels, 1 baby rabbit.

LefthandShooter · 03-20-2008, 12:15 PM

Cats: Natures little speed bumbs!
Cats: The other White Meat.
Cats: So many Cats, so many ammo choices.

And so on....

Big Dog · 03-20-2008, 05:44 PM

My thoughts are . . . .

Cats are simply evolved snakes, that developed scales into fur, and grew legs. Look at the heads, the fangs, the extreme flexibility of the spine . . .

SNAKES, I say!!!!

Still, I do get along well with Mikey and Charley - my MC buddy's two kitties.

elmer fudd · 03-20-2008, 05:47 PM

I agree!

03-19-2008, 08:45 PM	#1
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,807 Trader Rating: (0)	dead fish Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat." ya i know its kind of corney but be nice with your posts i almost cryed last time! LOL __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-19-2008, 08:48 PM	#2
7mmremmag1995 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,275 Trader Rating: (0)	lol! i would of ate the cat and give the neighbor the turds that were hairy. lol __________________ Just LeDoux it

03-19-2008, 08:53 PM	#3
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,807 Trader Rating: (0)	LOL the next time i need to get back at someone ill just give you a cat __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-19-2008, 09:27 PM	#5
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,807 Trader Rating: (0)	becouse it might be you know who! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!

03-20-2008, 05:39 AM	#6
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,297 Trader Rating: (0)	I liked it-made me laugh!!!!! LOL __________________ "Most of the troubles in the world is caused by people wanting to be important". T.S.Eliot

03-20-2008, 09:39 AM	#7
Texan Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Back home in TEXAS Posts: 85 Trader Rating: (0)	Like I've always said: "So many cats and so few recipes" o~\o

03-20-2008, 09:52 AM	#8
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,504 Trader Rating: (0)	Ha Ha HA - When my son had his 5th birthday 20 years ago my wifes sister gave my son a Gold Fish. This little fish lived a long time in his little bowl that was on a kitchen counter. My wife took very good care of this little feller. Many times when my wife was prepereing meals this little fish would watch and seem to acknoldge her presents. It was very sad to her when she found the little fish had died one day. She had it ready for burial when I came home from work. I guess she got attached to the little gold fish and he now rest's in peace in our pet cematary with 2 dogs, 3 baby chicks, 3 baby squirrels, 1 baby rabbit.

03-20-2008, 12:15 PM	#9
LefthandShooter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In A House in NE Ohio! Posts: 1,180 Trader Rating: (0)	Cats: Natures little speed bumbs! Cats: The other White Meat. Cats: So many Cats, so many ammo choices. And so on.... __________________ This Space For Rent!

03-20-2008, 05:44 PM	#10
Big Dog Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 10,063 Trader Rating: (0)	My thoughts are . . . . Cats are simply evolved snakes, that developed scales into fur, and grew legs. Look at the heads, the fangs, the extreme flexibility of the spine . . . SNAKES, I say!!!! Still, I do get along well with Mikey and Charley - my MC buddy's two kitties. __________________ Moderator of: AR15/M16, M14/M1A, New/Beginning Shooters and Militaria/Collectables.

03-20-2008, 05:47 PM	#11
elmer fudd Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: pheasant country USA! Posts: 1,807 Trader Rating: (0)	I agree! __________________ spur hard, shoot straight, party hardy!